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    I wish for a time machine if only to travel back to 2007 to make this killer "Panic at Nabisco" pun I just thought of.


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    If greenhouses weren't made of glass, plants would constantly be throwing stones.
    Just pretend this says something hilarious.
    A failed attempt at humor...



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    I'm writing an unsolicited screenplay about a guy who murdered eight student nurses in Chicago in the 1960s, it's a real Richard Spec script
    "The wisdom and the the spiritual beauty within Roy Jr ... it's just effin sick!"


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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalDutchOfDukes View Post
    I'm writing an unsolicited screenplay about a guy who murdered eight student nurses in Chicago in the 1960s, it's a real Richard Spec script
    If I was smarter I totally would have clicked like on this.



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    Whenever I see 2 mummies making out, I always yell, "Get a tomb!"


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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Bought a soda at a gas station today, as I was walking out a guy said to me "Hey, good luck man!!" Don't know if he thought I was buying a lottery ticket or if he just seriously questioned my bottle-opening abilities.



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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    He peed in one of the bottles.



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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    "It's Adam and Eve, not Eve and Steve!"

    -Guy who hates Steve
    "He's got a dick, why won't he talk about it?"
    -Jimmy Pardo


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    "Oh, like you Kentock!"

    -Guy who thinks Kentock is being hypocritical.
    Hot tub foot?



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    "Hey, do you have a 'momento' to talk?"

    -Guy Pearce on the set of Memento



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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    The show Flipping Off is about flipping houses AND is an allusion to giving someone the middle finger!



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    This shyness is a curse.Bobby Bacala



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    I bought my crush a pair of yoga pants, but her schedule still wasn't flexible enough.
    This shyness is a curse.Bobby Bacala



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    Probably the funniest thing I've ever said, and I say a lot of funny things;

    Stranger: What were you doing in Germany?
    Me: I work for a German company.
    Stranger: For Seimens?
    Me: No, they pay me in cash.
    Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.


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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    So, people always are thinking we use the royal we, but in fact I just swallowed my twin in the womb.



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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Quote Originally Posted by SlyBattery View Post
    He peed in one of the bottles.
    Was he Chinese? Did he play joke?


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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    I’m going to put out a rap album called “Murkin’ Hard or Hardly Murkin'.” The profits from that record will go toward opening my own store selling pubic wigs of varying sizes, Merkin Hard or Hardly Merkin.


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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Which came first? The chicken or the AIDS?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven_M View Post
    If I was smarter I totally would have clicked like on this.
    If you were smarter.
    TV innit


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    Are book smart Chinese people Tiananmen Squares?



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