By the time you read this, you will still not understand why it is written in future tense.
By the time you read this, you will still not understand why it is written in future tense.
Jimmy Pardo is never not funny. What the fuck is with Marc Maron? Joe Rogan has a lot of experience. Doug Benson loves movies. Jimmy Dore talks about comedy and everything else. Jesse Thorn always hits the bullseye. Robert Kelly's always saying "You know what dude?" Pete Holmes is always making it weird. Mike Schmidt acts like a 40 year old boy. Kyle Cease has a cult. Tom Scharpling has the best show on WFMU. Allison Rosen is your new best friend. Penn Jilette goes to Sunday School. Bill Burr loves Monday mornings. Todd Glass has a show.
Scott Aukerman Bangs Comedy.
Am I doing it right?
Davy Jones died today. Now I'm a bereaver.
"The wisdom and the the spiritual beauty within Roy Jr ... it's just effin sick!"
My post was rated bad. This should NOT BE ALLOWED FOR THIS THREAD.
...and now I'm quitting AST forever.
That's a big foam pas.
He's gonna be solly he said that.
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
Ching chong.
If I had a dime for every time I had sex, I'd be a very cheap prostitute.
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Done. Now you're a for reals cock!
Cool! Can I do it on my own posts? Some of them are pretty weak.
There is an easier way of doing it, but I'm legally bound against revealing it.
I know this bulemic girl who I really hate, because she gets so full of herself. Doesn't last very long though.
I was tired when I wrote this, so it's not even my fault that it's wrong! Isn't that great?
Oh duh... I figured out the easier way. Whatevs. Cocks.
Sometimes I like flip-flops, sometimes I don't.
If owls are so wise, how come they never seem to know who's who?