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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    By the time you read this, you will still not understand why it is written in future tense.


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    Jimmy Pardo is never not funny. What the fuck is with Marc Maron? Joe Rogan has a lot of experience. Doug Benson loves movies. Jimmy Dore talks about comedy and everything else. Jesse Thorn always hits the bullseye. Robert Kelly's always saying "You know what dude?" Pete Holmes is always making it weird. Mike Schmidt acts like a 40 year old boy. Kyle Cease has a cult. Tom Scharpling has the best show on WFMU. Allison Rosen is your new best friend. Penn Jilette goes to Sunday School. Bill Burr loves Monday mornings. Todd Glass has a show.



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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Scott Aukerman Bangs Comedy.

    Am I doing it right?



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    Davy Jones died today. Now I'm a bereaver.
    "The wisdom and the the spiritual beauty within Roy Jr ... it's just effin sick!"


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    My post was rated bad. This should NOT BE ALLOWED FOR THIS THREAD.

    ...and now I'm quitting AST forever.


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    That's a big foam pas.


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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Quote Originally Posted by Umlaut View Post
    My post was rated bad. This should NOT BE ALLOWED FOR THIS THREAD.

    ...and now I'm quitting AST forever.
    It's happened to me too. By my logic, if someone rates something bad that is intended to be bad, it's a double negative, therefore making it good. (I'm probably gonna get some bad post ratings for this.



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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalDutchOfDukes View Post
    Davy Jones died today. Now I'm a bereaver.
    The only thing that could make this funnier is if you're Asian.


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    He's gonna be solly he said that.
    Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.


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    Ching chong.


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    If I had a dime for every time I had sex, I'd be a very cheap prostitute.


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    Re: AST's Foam Corner

    Quote Originally Posted by Umlaut View Post
    My post was rated bad. This should NOT BE ALLOWED FOR THIS THREAD.
    Not that I want to do it, but how do people even rate posts bad? Secret powers?



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    Take the post number (hover over "Reply With Quote" to see it in the status bar) and plug it in here:

    javascript:helpfulanswers_rate(POSTNUMBERGOESHERE, 0);

    After you plugged the post number in copy and paste the whole thing into your address field in your browser and hit enter.

    Done. Now you're a for reals cock!


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    Cool! Can I do it on my own posts? Some of them are pretty weak.


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    There is an easier way of doing it, but I'm legally bound against revealing it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ASR View Post
    There is an easier way of doing it, but I'm legally bound against revealing it.
    Yeah, I think I figured out the easier way. But I really am not going to use this knowledge for evil, so I'll keep quiet too.



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    I know this bulemic girl who I really hate, because she gets so full of herself. Doesn't last very long though.
    I was tired when I wrote this, so it's not even my fault that it's wrong! Isn't that great?


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    Oh duh... I figured out the easier way. Whatevs. Cocks.


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    Sometimes I like flip-flops, sometimes I don't.


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    If owls are so wise, how come they never seem to know who's who?


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