AST's Foam Corner

**Steven_M** · January 31, 2012, 1:48 PM

I did a gig for the American Tug O' War society. The room was heaving.

**Weinerslave** · January 31, 2012, 5:53 PM

When you're catering a frat party, be sure to make plenty of amuse douches.

**Couldn'tThinkOfaName** · February 2, 2012, 10:38 AM

So apparently I have to come up with a different word than 'negger' to describe my pessimistic friends.

**KeithTalent** · February 2, 2012, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Couldn'tThinkOfaName

So apparently I have to come up with a different word than 'negger' to describe my pessimistic friends.

The clinical term is Downer Syndrome.

**pissedpissedofferson** · February 2, 2012, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by KeithTalent

The clinical term is Downer Syndrome.

Careful though, it's really easy to misdiagnose Jape Victims as having Downer Syndrome.

**RoyalDutchOfDukes** · February 2, 2012, 3:49 PM

I started a Podcast Club at school but they kicked me out when I suggested we call ourselves "podophiles"

**stevenac** · February 5, 2012, 10:38 PM

I'm hoarding people's jokes about hoarding episodes of Hoarders on their DVRs

**jkwall** · February 5, 2012, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by stevenac

I'm hoarding people's jokes about hoarding episodes of Hoarders on their DVRs

It's getting pretty serious, someone might need to intervene.

**pollymaepry** · February 6, 2012, 2:13 AM

Hors d'oeuvres Hoarders.

(sorry)

**pissedpissedofferson** · February 6, 2012, 4:08 PM

I think we should up the minimum temperature for being Mr. Faranheit. 200 Degrees isn't even enough to reheat pizza.

**Krudler** · February 6, 2012, 6:39 PM

Fahrenheit?

**smartbunny** · February 6, 2012, 7:07 PM

More like UN-Fahrenheit.

**Recury** · February 12, 2012, 11:21 AM

Apparently Whitney Houston will have a joint cremation, because she wants to feel the heat with somebody.

**RoyalDutchOfDukes** · February 12, 2012, 9:12 PM

"Mr. President, it's been nearly a year since Nate Dogg's death and the Warren G. Commission has still not rendered its report. You assured me that Mr. G. could be counted on to Regulate."

**Steven_M** · February 14, 2012, 10:46 AM

Do schizophrenic accountants hear invoices in their head?

**scamboogah** · February 14, 2012, 12:24 PM

No, but they do have power of attorney over themselves.

**Ghost Dad** · February 15, 2012, 2:49 PM

John McCain should post here

**smartbunny** · February 17, 2012, 8:10 AM

"I have no egrets!" proclaimed the aviary owner, proudly. Then he died.

**Weinerslave** · February 26, 2012, 11:39 AM

I'm going to begin a Kickstarter campaign for my historical porno: Testes Kefauver and the Senate Wack-ets Committee.

**smartbunny** · February 28, 2012, 3:48 PM

If you're a new parent and you have to decipher what your baby's upset about, do you get good at cryagnostic checkups?

(I need help with phrasing)

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