AST's Foam Corner

**Four Giants** · November 26, 2011, 11:59 AM

Why did James Brown say ow if he felt good?

**TimBuktu** · November 26, 2011, 3:52 PM

Why do they call them airplanes? If anything, they should call them Air Fancies.

**Recury** · November 26, 2011, 4:30 PM

It's weird you have to fry bacon and bake fries.

**andrearunge** · November 27, 2011, 2:41 AM

HAH

**smartbunny** · November 27, 2011, 6:30 AM

Why is it we “drive'' on a “parkway'' and “park'' at a “strip club''?
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**Recury** · November 27, 2011, 10:10 AM

Why are those spinning toys called tops when it's the bottom and middle parts doing all the work?

**Steven_M** · November 27, 2011, 11:37 AM

Why is it called Minute Rice if it's the same size as regular rice?

They should call it fast rice and do a commercial with Tracy chapman's song, fast car, but change the word car to rice.

**Recury** · November 27, 2011, 4:58 PM

The words books and boobs look kind of similar, but I only enjoy holding/looking at one of them.

**pissedpissedofferson** · November 28, 2011, 9:04 AM

I don't like the word boobs, it's too close to boo. I don't want to make a lady feel bad while I appreciate her boobs.

**Umlaut** · November 28, 2011, 9:54 AM

That's way too good of a joke to make it into the Foam Corner, P.P.O.

**TimBuktu** · November 28, 2011, 10:22 AM

Two wrongs don't make a right, but do two Wongs make a light?

**scamboogah** · November 28, 2011, 10:25 AM

That's Lacist.

**JayRunner** · November 28, 2011, 1:23 PM

The advice to divers is to pee their scuba suits to warm up, but that same advice probably works for people in jeans too.

**Steven_M** · November 28, 2011, 1:38 PM

What's so funny about Laffy Taffy? I don't get it.

**Recury** · November 28, 2011, 5:40 PM

The child Ray Pest named his kitty Diddler.

**pissedpissedofferson** · November 28, 2011, 7:59 PM

Originally Posted by Umlaut

That's way too good of a joke to make it into the Foam Corner, P.P.O.

Is this one better?

Nicholas Cage? More like Nicholas SAGE, because when you read his interviews he generally seems pretty knowledgable and even-headed.

**nathansmart** · November 28, 2011, 8:00 PM

If Stevie Wonder somehow got his sight back, would he have to change his name to Stevie Knows?

**aenemaTron** · November 28, 2011, 8:00 PM

Originally Posted by pissedpissedofferson

I don't like the word boobs, it's too close to boo. I don't want to make a lady feel bad while I appreciate her boobs.

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**JPSpaulding** · November 28, 2011, 8:33 PM

Are kids today going to tell stories in the future how they remember when one day their Mom or Dad dubstepped out for a pack of smokes and never came back?

**crlygrl** · November 29, 2011, 4:23 AM

More like FonDON'T, am I right??

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