But they were programmed not to attack humans! How could that go wrong?!
This is "Old Dogs"
Soccer ball in face
Dog Peeing inside
Dog Looks worried
Farts in stall
Hands in trunk
Gay double entendres
Pill switch up
Nuts hit by golf ball twice
"Game on" Bernie Mac
Notes on back
Penguin on the nuts
"There's no stopping Dan Rayburn"
Singing to Gorilla
Tie up loose ends
One year later
47 million dollars
Pill mix up call back
Yes, I tried to type every Gag that came up to tell the story that future kings will tell their grandchildren on distant planets in far away universes.
I saw Frank Tashlin's Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? the other day. I hadn't really seen any of Tony Randall's stuff before, so it was quite the tasty treat. It had some amazing meta gags in it that would put most modern alt comics to shame. Good stuff. Also Groucho Marx's random appearance was great.
Fuckboy? Really? Ouch, man. First you assault me with your hyper-intelligent cinematic viewing tastes, then with such a profanitacular slur? As comedy hall-of-famer Jim Carrey, in the grievously underrated Ace Ventura 2 put it, "It's in the bone!" All I can do is apologize. And hope that Nic Cage gets his due.
If you only you'd seen Port of Call New Orleans then you would know how awesome it is and why it causes unexpected spikes of aggressiveness out of those who've seen it, YOU FUCK.
Hey, hey, hey fellas. Didn't mean to spoil your daisy chain.
this thread just turned south, and I mean Port of Call south
More like Port of Pod. This stinker needs a rinsing, YUGH
Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.
Hey I saw THE ROOM the other day.
You guys are tearing this thread APAAAAAAART.
I guess I should mention this here. 2012 has become China's number 1 movie of all time because it apparently features China saving the world or something.
I was randomly watching The Commitments today... did anyone else know Glen Hansard is in that?
A friend of mine said Old Dogs was "hilarious, so many good parts".