Any girls

[Jixby Phillips]

take 2

[Jixby Phillips]

AT LEAST I will not run the risk of having somebody refer to me as being somebody's "beau"

[Jixby Phillips]

the brighter side, I always look at the bright side, and I hope to get a look at YOUR bright side, any girls?

[Michael Blacklist]

Oh, that Jixby?

[Jixby Phillips]

"The Any Girls thread is back!" - orlandonews.com

[Jixby Phillips]

"for better or for worse, the 'Any Girl' (sic) thread is here to stay." - MagazineMontly.com

[Jixby Phillips]

give me tips to get some girls, but don't make any jokes or else

[suavepebble]

give me tips to get some girls, but don't make any jokes or else

Figure out a way to frame yourself in a way that creates the illusion that anything less than wanting to be nude with you is idiotic. Start on goths or general weirdos and tell them that you used to be a goth or general weirdo before you realized that you are on a level way beyond that. If that doesn't work, tell a shy lady that you understand her fears due to your heart condition. If THAT doesn't work, you need to move onto single midwestern women in their late-thirties; make sure you own a home with a furnished basement that sports a pool table and neon sign on the wall that speaks upon your beer preference. If THAT doesn't work due to your lack of a home, you need to create ten myspace profiles. Nine of them will be fake profiles of beautiful women and the other will be your secret gigolo profile. You will use your gigolo profile to message 19 yr-old girls while the other nine profiles will send you public messages that read: "Where the hell have you been?!?! I miss you" and "My friend is still in love with you"... when 19 yr-old girls see these messages they will magically believe that you are worthy enough to enhance their own egos in a sexual manner.

If THAT doesn't work then we need to get creative. You'll have to take this to private messaging for that, though.

[Me!]

Ask Natalie out on a date.

(Before I do!)

[smartbunny]

Have a large penieseses and lots of cash.

[Umlaut]

I am not technically female.

Just giving AST my gender update.

[Having Fun!]

somebody really doesn't like jixby

i wonder who

[Jixby Phillips]

Figure out a way to frame yourself in a way that creates the illusion that anything less than wanting to be nude with you is idiotic. Start on goths or general weirdos and tell them that you used to be a goth or general weirdo before you realized that you are on a level way beyond that. If that doesn't work, tell a shy lady that you understand her fears due to your heart condition. If THAT doesn't work, you need to move onto single midwestern women in their late-thirties; make sure you own a home with a furnished basement that sports a pool table and neon sign on the wall that speaks upon your beer preference. If THAT doesn't work due to your lack of a home, you need to create ten myspace profiles. Nine of them will be fake profiles of beautiful women and the other will be your secret gigolo profile. You will use your gigolo profile to message 19 yr-old girls while the other nine profiles will send you public messages that read: "Where the hell have you been?!?! I miss you" and "My friend is still in love with you"... when 19 yr-old girls see these messages they will magically believe that you are worthy enough to enhance their own egos in a sexual manner.

If THAT doesn't work then we need to get creative. You'll have to take this to private messaging for that, though.

I don't know about THIS

[CaptainBreakfast]

Learn a marital art, beat up her rapist.

[smartbunny]

Get laid by anyone, and figure the rest out later.

[Umlaut]

Blackmail.

not to be confused with black male, which you are not (too bad)

[Me!]

I think you're a swell guy and you deserve a great gal.

[Hey Kiddos]

I voted this thread one out of five. It didn't make any sense. I just don't understand, sorry.

[Big Box Of Money]

I've heard that shit happens when you party naked, can anyone confirm this?

[TimBuktu]

I don't know about that, but I heard it's twice as nice when you do it on the ice.