Your favorite asshole youtube comments

[suavepebble]

(Read the CAPS parts first if this looks boring to you)

If you are like me, a good part of the youtube mystique is reconnecting with your inner 13 yr-old moronbastard while reading ridiculously negative and/or abdsurdedly dumbest wrote video response messages.


Post your favorites~~_.


Here is an example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5MCbIPPsA


if you go to what is currently page 3, a guy named "3Dinvent" was given four thumbs down (you will have to click "show" to view this quad-scorned response) for saying this:

"You stupid brits can't spell and its London not "londen"!!
Go drink eh cupa tea!!!"


That isn't the funny part.

As an afterthought revealed by pounding the enter key twice, 3dinvent unleashes, and I will use caps lock so dumb people who won't read all of this will at least read this part:

"BRITISH HAVE PUSSIES ACCENTS"


This is funny to me for several reasons. One, it's attached to an interview between Charlie Rose and Stephen Hawking. Another reason has to do with 4 people giving this comment a thumbs down. Four people out there read this and made a physical exertion over the internet to make it publicly known that they are against this sort of speech. Another reason is the phrase:

"BRITISH HAVE PUSSIES ACCENTS"

[suavepebble]

Thanks for participating!

[rotation]

wow dub-steps gay. all you shits are gonna go ahead and say im player hating, well so be it. fuck this fruity loop dub-step, and fuck you. renegade out.

anjunadude001 2 months ago

[Ghost Dad]

I hate anytime I see an upvoted comment along the lines of "Thumbs up if so and so brought you here" or "Ï found this video because of blankidy blank".

These are not good comments, but if someone with a couple hundred followers links to a youtube vid there is a good chance that a gimmie like this ends up being the top comment on that page forever.

[Jambalaya]

I don't often try to intentionally be a prick on the internet, but in this instance I could not help myself. The other commenter did all the work for me. He was the perfectly oblivious Costello to my Abbott. I'm neilcheeseburger btw.

[CarolineEAnd]

I hate anytime I see an upvoted comment along the lines of "Thumbs up if so and so brought you here" or "Ï found this video because of blankidy blank".

These are not good comments, but if someone with a couple hundred followers links to a youtube vid there is a good chance that a gimmie like this ends up being the top comment on that page forever.

You know those "[however many people disliked] people aren't [reference to video]" comments? One time I left one ironically on Shaddap You Face by Joe Dolce that said "50 People Need to Shaddap They Face" and a sincere comment left after mine of the same style WAS upvoted up towards the top.

I thought I was being hilarious and meta. I guess people who are into that song have a different sense of humor than mine (weird brag).

[cole]

Gotta read the video description first

[Weinerslave]

I don't often try to intentionally be a prick on the internet, but in this instance I could not help myself. The other commenter did all the work for me. He was the perfectly oblivious Costello to my Abbott. I'm neilcheeseburger btw.

Are you sure you weren't getting trolled? It looks like you got trolled.

[Adult Ed]

Are you sure you weren't getting trolled? It looks like you got trolled.

No, neilcheeseburger was doing the trolling. All of the comments that start with "@neilcheeseburger" were by DeVonte136 responding earnestly to neilcheeseburger.

[Jambalaya]

He used to have uploaded half a dozen videos of himself finger-skateboarding and trying endlessly to land tricks. I really doubt I got trolled, but I guess it was kind of lame to post my own youtube comments.

[Weinerslave]

Never mind. I don't know how to read the internet.

[puddinviking]

Eddie Pepitone might top them all here. Watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9nfxn7hr1A

[Ghost Dad]

wrong thread puddin'


Saw this one today on a post of the Led Zeppelin song That's The Way.

"It makes me so sad and pissed off that I was born in 1995. Such a shame what people and music have turned into. I want to die.

iluvnirvana13 4 days ago"


Really, iluvnirvana? Really?