Dog Shusher 2: Quiet Down Boy definitely caught me off guard. I felt like I was the antagonist of that game.
Dog Shusher 2: Quiet Down Boy definitely caught me off guard. I felt like I was the antagonist of that game.
You're a loud dog?
TV innit
You're welcome for those words, with these words!
Sincerely,
Words
I appreciate your agreeing, being fascinated, saying nice things, and being contrarian for such a short period of time. I hate... I mean THANK you!
Your lovely compliment has hit its mark. Thanks for shooting me with kindness. I shoot you and everyone else here with a similar gun.
Best story ever:
So I’m on my old-man “Respect” walk this morning, and I’m just kinda like listening to some music, and I’m going uphill, and I made eye contact with 2 dogs that were peeing. The first time I noticed it, ‘cause it’s funny, I saw a big fuck-off dog lift up his leg, and there was just a human-sized dick streaming urine onto the grass, and the dog looked right at me, and I go, “That’s kind of weird.” But I’m the kinda person that goes, “It’s a dog-lookin’-at-me kind of day”, like “it’s a baby-smilin’-at-me kind of day.” I notice that sort of stuff. I’m like, “That dog looked right at me when it was pissing”, and it was kinda funny. And then I’m walking, and not 10 minutes later, another dog taking a hot piss looked right at me. I was like, “That’s all it takes.” - Pete Holmes
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http://www.youmadeitweird.com
http://www.bluecollardistro.com/youm...th=1530&store=
This makes me feel joy.
Last edited by BrainRotMenacer; April 21, 2012 at 8:39 AM.
Nice, I wonder if he made the "not feelin' it" shirts for his vegetarian listeners. I'm more interested in the Pierce shirt, though! PIERCE!!! PIERCE!!!
Listen to the Patrick Walsh episode to understand the chicken.
I actually don't really understand the "Pierce" shirt. Did I skip an episode that I didn't realize, or am I forgetting?
Pete needs to do a Live You Made It Weird with Marc Maron as a guest, who in turn would be doing a Live WTF with Pete Holmes as a guest, who would be doing another Live You Made It Weird with Marc Maron...
Listen to the Podcast universe crash in on itself.
Just listened to the Fitzimmons episode today. Filthy fucking hilarious. Don’t think I’ve laughed as much or as hard at a podcast. I loved the idea of Pete Holmes getting so embarrassed, he actually blushed.
The second TJ Miller episode was also great, all that storm-in-a-teacup stuff about Dane. I love Miller’s comedy and his take on things off-stage—from a few comments he’s made, in a few different interviews, I'd bet he’s a big fat Camus/absurdist existentialism nerd.
Pete, do you read this thread? You should be less respectful of people’s beliefs about god. Punish those you disagree with. PUNISH THEM!
"Bees: God's bullets."
Super Mario Half-Brothers: Awkward Barbeque
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
I just typed out all of the video game names so far, because I am a productive employee at my job. They're behind a spoiler tag so I don't take up the whole screen like an asshole. Keep it crispy!
Spoiler:
It was nice to have Harris do something other than CBB. He needs to do that (and CBB) more often.
Shelby Fero episode = swoontastic.
She's under 20, now go introduce yourself to your neighbors.
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
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