Indian: If you want to see your future, throw a treasured personal item in the fire!
Bart: Okay (tosses firecracker)
Indian: Not a firecracker!
Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation!
Indian: That's crazy talk!
Bart: No, it's true!
Indian: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.
You know I went to the McDonalds in Shelbyville
McDonalds, yeah I never heard of it either, but they have over 10,000 locations in this state alone
Huh...must have sprung up over night.
Yeah, but its the little differences that you notice
Well, they have Krusty burgers with cheese, but they don't call them Krusty burgers with cheese
Get out...well what do they call them?
Quarter pounder with cheese
Quarter pounder with cheese? Well do they have Krusty's partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Yeah...they call em shakes
Pff...shakes...never know what your getting.
Homer: "Oh look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!"
Homer's the greatest.
"Plus the amazing...The outstanding...The unbelievable...
Twenty tons and four stories of car-crunching, fire-breathing prehistoric insanity!
One night only!
One night only!
One night only at the Springfield Speedway this Saturday!
If you miss this, you better be dead or in jail.
And if you're in jail, BREAK OUT!"
I am sick of running away! Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?
Nelson: When it comes to catching trout, nothing beats the German lightinfantry.
Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
"Why do you look like Cesar Romero?"
"Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like."
Battleship Pretension - Movie talk from two guys who think they know more than you do. www.battleshippretension.com
Friday: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
Abe: A little from column A, a little from column B.
Chief: "You're off the case, McGarnegle!"
McGarnegle: "You're off YOUR case, Chief!"
Chief: "What does that mean, exactly?"
Homer: "It means he gets results, you stupid chief!"
Lisa: "Dad, sit down."
"Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!"
"Fabulous house, well behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan, WO-HOO! I hit the jackpot!"
"Dad, start digging some nerd-holes."
"Now my pants are chafing me!"
"We Germans are not a war-like people!"
Moe: "Maya Angelou is BLACK?!?!"
Heh heh heh. Moe is their leader.