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    Quote Originally Posted by scamboogah View Post
    Hey, what's goin' on on this side?
    I could call my maw from up here.

    Hey maw, get off the dang roof!



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    Indian: If you want to see your future, throw a treasured personal item in the fire!
    Bart: Okay (tosses firecracker)
    Indian: Not a firecracker!
    Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation!
    Indian: That's crazy talk!
    Bart: No, it's true!
    Indian: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.



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    You know I went to the McDonalds in Shelbyville
    The McWhat?
    McDonalds, yeah I never heard of it either, but they have over 10,000 locations in this state alone
    Huh...must have sprung up over night.
    Yeah, but its the little differences that you notice
    Example
    Well, they have Krusty burgers with cheese, but they don't call them Krusty burgers with cheese
    Get out...well what do they call them?
    Quarter pounder with cheese
    Quarter pounder with cheese? Well do they have Krusty's partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
    Yeah...they call em shakes
    Pff...shakes...never know what your getting.



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    Re: Simpsons Quotes!

    Homer: "Oh look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!"

    Homer's the greatest.



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    Re: Simpsons Quotes!

    Quote Originally Posted by SlyBattery View Post
    You know I went to the McDonalds in Shelbyville
    The McWhat?
    McDonalds, yeah I never heard of it either, but they have over 10,000 locations in this state alone
    Huh...must have sprung up over night.
    Yeah, but its the little differences that you notice
    Example
    Well, they have Krusty burgers with cheese, but they don't call them Krusty burgers with cheese
    Get out...well what do they call them?
    Quarter pounder with cheese
    Quarter pounder with cheese? Well do they have Krusty's partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
    Yeah...they call em shakes
    Pff...shakes...never know what your getting.
    You forgot the best part! "Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese..."



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    "Plus the amazing...The outstanding...The unbelievable...
    TRUCKASAURUS!
    Twenty tons and four stories of car-crunching, fire-breathing prehistoric insanity!
    One night only!
    One night only!
    One night only at the Springfield Speedway this Saturday!
    If you miss this, you better be dead or in jail.
    And if you're in jail, BREAK OUT!"



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    "She needs premium, dude! PREMIUM! ... DUUUDE!"

    "They call 'em fingers, but... I never see 'em fing!"



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    I am sick of running away! Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?



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    Nelson: When it comes to catching trout, nothing beats the German lightinfantry.

    Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.



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    Re: Simpsons Quotes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Weinerslave View Post
    You forgot the best part! "Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese..."
    I do these from memory so they are probably off by a bit. Is everyone else cheating and looking them up online? Is that a rule that I just made up?



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    "Why do you look like Cesar Romero?"
    "Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like."
    Battleship Pretension - Movie talk from two guys who think they know more than you do. www.battleshippretension.com



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    Friday: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
    Abe: A little from column A, a little from column B.



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    Chief: "You're off the case, McGarnegle!"
    McGarnegle: "You're off YOUR case, Chief!"
    Chief: "What does that mean, exactly?"
    Homer: "It means he gets results, you stupid chief!"
    Lisa: "Dad, sit down."

    "Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!"

    "Fabulous house, well behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan, WO-HOO! I hit the jackpot!"

    "Dad, start digging some nerd-holes."



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    This bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!



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    "Now my pants are chafing me!"



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    "We Germans are not a war-like people!"



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    "He looks like you, Poidexter!"



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    Moe: "Maya Angelou is BLACK?!?!"



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    Larry Burns: "Googly eyed rock? Stressed out Pepsi bottle? Hey if you don't like this stuff, I've got some crap!"



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    Heh heh heh. Moe is their leader.



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