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    Re: Post Your Best Tweets

    http://twitter.com/WhiteMale

    I knew you just wanted to be friends and not lovers when you called me dude AND bro IN THE SAME FUCKING TEXT.

    "I am not a party animal!" -- The Elephant Man at Spring Break

    Every soul's got a price and mine's two slices of pizza.

    "I cried a river and drowned the whole world. This is my story." -- a girl

    Suffering from high self-esteem? Become a stand-up comedian!

    I don't mean to brag but I've performed comedy in some of the finest pizza parlors and bowling alleys this world has to offer...

    I like my coffins like I like my men: with me inside them.

    I SHALL BECOME A BAT.



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    Re: Post Your Best Tweets

    I'm now making an effort to be the new breakout twitter funnyman with gems like:

    "Is facebook's I.P.O. an opportunity for me to remind you that Rusty Bedsprings was written by I.P.Daily?"

    "Does this desk drawer full of empty soda cans make me look fat?"

    ""...everytime I wake up back in the jungle" -colourful frog"


    and those are just from the last hour! (work freeze here at work, surfin the web)

    get more @floordje

    :P
    Last edited by Ghost Dad; May 18, 2012 at 2:59 PM.



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    Re: Post Your Best Tweets

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    Re: Post Your Best Tweets

    The new Bond villain is a French assassin named Garnier Fructis. #skyfall



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    Re: Post Your Best Tweets

    I tremble for my country when I reflect that the Jolie-Pitt kids will eventually have twitter accounts.



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