A Place For Your Offensive Humor

[Jawa]

So, if you had a joke or something you felt that was reasonably funny, but felt like you couldn't use it for a variety of reasons (or were told you couldn't use it), I thought this would a little safe place to share it.

For example, I remember reading on AST a funny joke Doug Benson had written for the William Shatner roast about Shatner's dead wife, which for some reason didn't make the cut .

So, I'll include something I made but decided against "publishing". I don't know if it will be funny to you or not (that's not really the point of this thread).

A while back, I had created a little stupid tweaking on Dave Berg's Mad Magazine "Lighter Side Of..." strip here:

http://tinyurl.com/4p6f2h

I liked how it turned out so I created some strips about the "Lighter Side Of Anti-Semitism".

I posted it but quickly deleted it because I was afraid how the strips would be perceived. I did six of them. Here are the best three.

[aenemaTron]

I am offended by the clear lack of effort. This is one step above "Jews ate my balls."

[scamboogah]

Jawa, this might be a good time to say something like, "BTW I'm Jewish"...

[Jawa]

I am offended by the clear lack of effort. This is one step above "Jews ate my balls."

Thanks!

[Jawa]

Jawa, this might be a good time to say something like, "BTW I'm Jewish"...

My whole point to this thread was sharing offensive things, not trying to justify the offensive things.

This is not intended to be the "Congenital Defects of the hand" SNL thread.

(yes, I'm Jewish, and there was a reason why I included the cartoons in a post about offensive things I decided against sharing outside this thread)

(oh, and for some reason aenemaTron ate my balls)

[congolia]

I enjoyed it.

[ProfessorShutYoMouth]

Two negroes walk into a bar. They kill whitey. Fuck you.

[scamboogah]

Fine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "Because I have AIDS."

[CaptainBreakfast]

What do Ethiopians do on their spare time?

Starve.

[Berliner]

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[Keith Whitener]

This offensive thread is pretty tame!

[Ryebread]

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[Batman The Horse]

There is just nothing mean about Mean Gene. A true gentleman.

[Having Fun!]

you guys are assholes

[TacoSmith]

RAPE JOKE!

[Barmy Man]

Hey, pal! There's nothing funny about jokes!

[Ian Brill]

A man in a restaurant sits down to eat. Before he opens the menu he asks the waiter if the restaurant serves lobster.

The waiter replies "sir, we serve everyone. Everyone but the fucking Irish."

[Barmy Man]

What's the difference between a thumbtack and a [insert any offensive term here]? - I would love stomping all over a [insert exact same offensive term].

[Big Box Of Money]

DELETED: MY Awesome Mene Gene graphic

I would have waited had I known this thread was gonna pop up. Now ryebread gets all of the glory.

Edit: I'm assuming this is glorious, RB.

[Ryebread]

It is glorious. 'Snooze you lose, BBM.