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About LinkBacksYeah, but I'm pretty sure Louis didn't jack off in front of Riki Lindhome.Originally Posted by BillBrasky
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Louis didn't jack off in front of Riki Lindhome.
It sure seems like that's what they're implying. Who talks about jerking off more than Louis? And he is definitely an "auteur" on his show. I can't think of any other female comedy duos- did G&O perform at the Aspen Comedy Festival back when that was a thing? That was a few years ago- I don't know if they were around back then.
I also don't know if Louis has an "extremely powerful manager".
Larry David?
http://nineteeneightyeight.com/produ...-mr-show-print
I don't know, hell, I don't even know if the story is true, but the clues are heavily pointing at Louis. Even the key words they used "shameless" and "hilarious". They might as well just said he loves "the Beacon Theater".
I would say the best assumption here is that it's all made up (although Larry David was my first thought).
Why am I discussing this? I feel dirty and weird.
Last edited by jkwall; March 21, 2012 at 4:00 PM.
Why the fuck would you think that was Louis? Fucking stupid.
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....For the twenty reasons that everybody has detailed in their previous posts.
It's probably made up, but we explained why we think they were implying Louis.
Because that's clearly who they're trying to imply it is.
Either way, it's probably bullshit.
Hot tub foot?
I don't care what the evidence says, it's dumb to think that Louis would actually do that. Does he really seem like the type of person to do that?
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Well..yes and no. Today, probably not, but this is a guy who had a scene on his show where a woman asks him to shove a bag of dicks up inside her. It's not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he had daughters at that point also. I'll add that I think the only thing dumber than that piece is talking about it.
*I'll message Louis on Twitter to come here and see if he jacked off in front of Riki, while there were tickets in the box. Be right back!
Haha, touche. Ok, who cares. It sounds like even the woman involved doesn't want to talk about it anymore.
the strangest part is thinking that louis is famous enough to have blind items written about him.
i'm starting to think this is a set-up for an episode of louie. louie and garfunkel and oates play aspen, he hangs out with them, misinterprets their conversation as a sexual invitation, takes his dick out, they run to the door, he runs after them trying to explain his mistake, still holding his dick, and then it ends up as a blind item on gawker.
I don't think it's true, but on various occasions he's admitted to having a dog lick peanut butter off of his balls and showing a retarded neighbor his penis, so why is this even a thing? This is why we love him to begin with.
i think it was the part about forcing women to watch that bothered people. and should bother you. dummy.
Last edited by StrangeLight; March 22, 2012 at 5:09 AM.
I know you are (mostly) kidding, but seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
This unverified article anonymously, and in a non-legally binding way, implied that Louis CK committed a fairly serious criminal offense against two women and we are not even going to give him the benefit of the doubt? Seriously?
Actually, fuck the benefit of the doubt -- why are we not just dismissing this off-hand?
Again, I realize this is partially in jest, but have you no shame?
(and yes, physically forcing two women to watch you jerk off to completion is pretty fucking serious. Haven't you seen Bad Lieutenant?)
Exactly what he said.
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