I'm useless at checking my twitter so I didn't get any notice that Myq was coming up on Letterman so it was a beautiful surprise to see his name come up at the beginning of the episode. I fast-forwarded straight to it so fast that not only do I not remember who the other guests were, I don't even remember who Paul Shaffer was.
Then, once I'd gotten used to seeing him bearded, I laughed and laughed at Myq's jokes.
Hey Einstein, you triple-posted. You're dead meat! (Or more likely you're just bones at this point. Dead bones. Happy belated Halloween, everyone!)
Thanks for saying nice and funny things about me and Paul Shaffer, respectively.
In any event, just glad to have learned something new. PVR, it's a combo of PVP and DNR then, yes? Do not resuscitate that kind of a pipe, or it might turn out to be the very pipe that becomes the leader of the robot revolution. Or at least one of its arms or something.
Myq was on Conan and killed it like usual. So Myq, is there a chance of a new cd or special this year? If not, maybe time for a kickstarter project?
"Mahna-mahnagomy" made me crack up.
As a vegan, I had no idea I was supposed to be avoiding getting my tears in my beer! Good call, Myq.
There IS a chance. More than one chance, actually. Micah Sherman and I recorded a CD of our comedy songs /musical jokings, which should be coming together in several months' time. (I could have stopped that sentence before that last apostrophe. And I could have not included this parenthetical. I'm wasting everyone's lives! Or am I? Don't answer! Or do.)
Also, I have more than enough material ready to go for a new CD or special, and am just waiting for the right opportunity to make it all happen. So, thanks for being patient (or being impatient but hiding it well enough that I mistook it for patience), and we'll all be happy soon (unless something).
Think you! It was supposed to, I thank!
Let me know if someone starts a network called the MLBFBDRC (Myq Likes Baseball Fine But Doesn't Really Care).
God b(asebal)less America!
(That parenthetical) is (confusing). So(rr)y!
(In honesty, if it's your own tears in your beer, I think you're in the clear. Just don't go around causing other people to cry because your beer isn't salty or unhygienic enough.)
Myq! The myn, the myth, the lygynd. Good evening, sir. So the Comedy Studio's website has your name down on the schedule for 2/24, but your own website doesn't mention the date. Is that because you are going to be there, on the down low, workshopping, chillaxing, and doing some other words that kids say? Or is it a fluke? I live in Cambridge, and have never been to the Comedy Studio, so catching a set of yours would be exciting (and by "exciting" I mean I'll sit in the back of the room with no excitement at all, sulking).
Editor's note: if I wasn't supposed to publicize the date, I do live in Cambridge, so feel free to murder me when you're here. I promise to leave a note for the cops that says "This is totally cool with the dead guy."
(To the authorities: if this person ends up murdered, it wasn't me. I am a joke-maker. Or is this the perfect alibi?
To the murderee: please don't murder yourself to frame me.)
It IS true that I will be in Boston that weekend. I am doing a show at BU on the 25th, so I'm coming to town the day before to go to the Comedy Studio because I love it. I did not put it on my site because I am also coming back to Boston March 8-9 to headline Dick Doherty's Comedy Vault (where I will be doing full-length sets, as opposed to a short 7 or maybe 10 minutes at the Comedy Studio). Feel free to do with that information what you will. The Studio is super, and also me headlining the Vault is super. What happens when a super force happens two weeks away from a super object? (Maybe a super audience attends all the shows.)
Hope to see you somewhere! Not murdering yourself or being murdered by me.
Don't worry, Myq. I'm going to the show with Gustav and will promptly murder him afterward. I will leave a palindrome on his body. That way, the cops won't know why he died, nor will they care which nerd killed him.
(It might have helped to say that I'm friends with LustGust and a huge fan of Myq Kaplan.)
Coincidentally, I met a guy named Zach today only he told me he spells it Xaq. Is that a coincidence? Anyway, I feel like he's stealing Myq's thunder, intellectual property, or both.
I wish to see Myq in Boston in March!
Beewcar and Lustful Gustav, you go sleep!