Just read on Punchline that Myq Kaplan made his network debut on Conan, his set nearly made me poop my pants...
This comedian is 2+6... and therefore a comedian equal to 8+0. AI am pretty sure that this comedian understands math and what it is to be funny to those that understand math and what it is to be decent. The german and jewish and gay and nerd and women and math and alcohol and society and boobs and decency is easy and right.
What I am saying is that in the year 3217 this is hack-sack flippy-flip. We are all jerkoffs and wanna-be geniuses in the eyes of the future. Goodnight and good luck. Glenlivet.
Last edited by suavepebble; December 19, 2009 at 5:14 AM.
I saw him in Atlanta, when he opened for Todd Barry. I don't remember everything he was talking about, but I remember that he was very funny.
Hey, thanks for starting this post and thinking and saying nice things, everyone applicable!
The facts that have been stated are true:
I was in Atlanta and on Conan.
I do know about math.
There is a CD coming out soon from now that can be ordered even sooner than now.
You did almost poop your pants.
Much appreciated. Hello and good-bye for now and thanks again!
I really liked the set on Conan! Very funny!
I thought your set on "Conan" was very funny, too, Mr. Kaplan. Great job, sir.
Thanks very much for liking and wowing, new members of everyone that I did not address before.
I am continually and/or continuously appreciative.
Good work, everyone!
i thought you were an ASTer! congrats Myq, great set on Conan, glad I caught it!
"Sorry dude, it's just my view." - JENNY 1989-2010
TimBuktu: I don't actually know the guy
TimBuktu: I met him once at a porno party
First Wong nails it earlier in the year on Letterman, now Myq is tearing it up on Conan. Love seeing familiar faces doing good.
I was not tearing up!
Something was in my eye.
It was a touching moment.
Something touching my eye.
Wait. Tearing IT up. Got it. Thanks!
J/K Myq. I was friday-night drunk and offended by your name and couldn't stop the bile. Now that I am saturday afternoon hungover I really don't mind it and recant my math talk.
Oh, that was bile?
I didn't understand that at all.
It just looked like a bunch of words about math and seemed harmless enough.
So don't worry, I didn't take offense because it didn't really make sense.
But now it makes sense that you were drunk, and I accept your apology that I didn't require.
Long live math!
And Chris, thanks for hearing of me and enjoying and clicking and writing and all the other verbs that have a positive effect on my life and others.
We're doing it!
Myq is among my favorite comics now. Great wordplay!
Brilliant set. I lyq it.
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Thanks again, new everyone, for your nice words like "favorite" and "brilliant" and "still drunk when I wrote the apologetic message involving bile."
You guys are the best! Good night everybody! I'll be here all week! Don't try the veal (I'm vegan).