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    "I'm wetter than I've ever been, and I'm from Canada!"



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    "'UH-OH!' it says on the covah."



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    "Bim, bam.....and that's why we have nitrogen!"



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    "It's made from spider sugar. Doesn't hurt the spiders!"




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    "He did it THREE times! You weren't HERE!"

    "Come on down to Libbons! I LOVE kids! I want your money! ha ha!" Fart.



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    "Oh hello. I'd like to complain about your show. Now I don't watch your show, nor do I intend to. You know why? Because it's trash, and it belongs in the gutter, not my mind. You know what else I hate? The city I live in. They're suing me for putting my trash in the gutter. They say it belongs in the trash can. Well you know what belongs in the trash can? YOUR SHOW. Cause IT STINKS. And you know what else? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"



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    "Go out and GET 'EM, Rocky! I'm a lamp! - Burgess Meredith"



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    "Harmon, this is Brinks."
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    Pumpkininny!



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    "Gary, we can already see his bing-bong and his flabby-habby-babby."



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    "Shut that refrigerator door!"
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    "IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
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    "Listen, I know what you're going through. I know you're out of work Andy. Hell, it's all over the office. Bill, you've got a lot of great qualities. Gary you're a good listener, you're easy to fire and let's face it you're available. Archibald, I can get you $12,000 if you stay here... great you've got some kind of recommendation... well, I'll just give myself a call. Don't worry, I'll sweet-talk this asshole"



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    "Here's your fuckin' lemonade, asshole!"



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    Ronnie: Terry! I thought you was in Hawaii!
    Terry: A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii.
    I'm in.



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    Re: Mr. Show With Bob & David Quotes Thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by aenemaTron View Post
    "Jelly?"
    "I already told you once."
    Someone at the AV Club made the observation that Mary Lynn Rajskub's character in this sketch seems like the inspiration for her character on "24".



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    "....its gon' go gewd."



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