Mike Schmidt's Podcast, "The 40 Year Old Boy"...

[Mr. Blonde]

Nice digs; still has that new paint smell too. An improvement that feels like home. Aahhh, change...

New episode of "The 40 Year Old Boy" podcast now available to fans and foes alike. This week, find out which member of the cast of "Superbad" almost got some serious McLovin from your pal Mike. The episode is available at many fashionable internet outposts: http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com, for one. http://www.Myspace.com/mikeschmidtcomedy works as well. iTunes is another supporter/carrier of the show, and all of you regretful Zune users can get the show here: http://www.switchpod.com/users/mikeschmidt/feed.xml.

Download 'em all and trade with your friends.

Also, if you aren't already heading out to the Austin vs. Chicago blowout at Garage Comedy this Monday, why not head over to the Quentin Tarantino burlesque tribute show I'm hosting? It's the Monday Night Tease at the 3 Clubs Cocktail Lounge, 1123 N. Vine in Hollywood. We might not have Dragon Boy Suede, but we will have Dizzy Von Damn. She's not as funny, but she certainly looks better in a G-string.

Mike
http://www.Mikeschmidtcomedy.com

[punkdc]

This was awesome Mike! And by the way; all of us have enough time for your hour long yarns.

[Batman The Horse]

Yea, I will take Mike Schmidt yarns in any length he should choose. iTunes remembers where I left off and I can enjoy them whenever I want. Longer shows just means more shit to make me laugh.

[darrylduffy]

semi-related, from Bob Lefsetz's newsletter, re: Coldplay at the Forum on Monday:

"I'm hanging with the manager of Depeche Mode. I'm telling him they should play the Super Bowl. How it's a perfect fit. They've got the audience and the NFL needs the edge. And Rick Rubin appears. And then Kanye. And then Jonah Hill. He and Kanye high five. It's like the cliche...does everybody in showbiz know each other?"

[Mr. Blonde]

New episode of "The 40 Year Old Boy" podcast now sitting next to you, reading whatever you're reading over your shoulder. This week we'll learn about Happy Lili, and why 10 year old Mike owes minorities a big apology. The episode is available at all of the places you love: http://www.Mikeschmidtcomedy.com and http://www.Myspace.com/mikeschmidtcomedy carry the streaming episode, while iTunes is the place to go for subscribing. Zune users can get the show here: http://www.switchpod.com/users/mikeschmidt/feed.xml. Hopefully you can hear the show over the sound of your technology becoming obsolete.

By the way, you can head over to http://www.comedyfilmnerds.com for my latest column; it's not up yet, as I didn't send it over until 2:00 AM. I'm sure it will be up sometime today...that is, unless they hear this week's show and cut me loose. Always a possibility these days.

Mike
http://www.Mikeschmidtcomedy.com

[ragu sauce]

Is it weird that I go read every incarnation of your podcast plugs? I just find it kind of interesting that you actually take the time to write each one seperately instead of a couple of copy+pastes.

e: answered

[punkdc]

Awww my cock is gone; Dark Knight tomorrow! My cock is gone; Dark Knight tomorrow! My cock is gone; Dark Knight tomorrow! Mike, you make Thursdays better.

[tockxie]

Here's that clip Mike talked about this week, and it's even better than described:

[cokefantastic]

I'm just now getting in to this and I LOVE IT! Great job Mike

[Mr. Blonde]

New episode of “The 40 Year Old Boy” podcast now test driving cars it has no intention of buying. This week we learn the hazards of the public restroom, as well as the benefits of finding your true significant other. We also learn a little about sharing, and there’s a recipe for Pad Thai that I’ve been dying to get out there included as well. All in all, a jam-packed show; now, let’s check with Melina for today’s forecast…

You know the drill: http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com, http://www.myspace.com/mikeschmidtcomedy, subscribe in iTunes. Zune users can head here: http://store.apple.com/us?cid=OAS-US...eBrandName-US. Oh wait, I mean here: http://www.switchpod.com/users/mikeschmidt/feed.xml.

Subtle, eh?

http://www.Comedyfilmnerds.com also beckons; shoot over and let Graham Elwood palm strike you with the written word.

Mike
http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com

[Daryl]

Hey Mike, I really like the show. Great stuff.

[Darryl]

OK, we have plenty of Darryl's now! Where's Larry?

[punkdc]

Hey guys, I know its trendy but I started a fan club for Mike Schmidt and his podcast over on facebook. Check it out here:http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gi...8221790&ref=ts Please invite friends and lets try and bump up Mikes iTunes ratings.

[DiggityDawg]

Highlight of this episode for me : the pronunciation of the Latino "Joker". Awesome.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

Kevin, calm down.

[Mr. Blonde]

New episode of "The 40 Year Old Boy" now trying to empty it's Tivo cache in order to tape the MLB Trade Deadline special on ESPN News. This week deals with earthquake preparedness, and why nothing of the sort exists. You'll also hear about squab, quail and pork belly, but in what context? You'll have to get to downloadin' to find out...

Episodes always streaming at http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com and http://www.myspace.com/mikeschmidtcomedy, while subscriptions are available through iTunes. Take your Zune to http://www.switchpod.com/users/mikeschmidt/feed.xml, fill it with ramblings, then take that same Zune to the Rose Bowl on Sunday and sell it for $4.00. You'll actually be coming out ahead.

http://www.Comedyfilmnerds.com is also still up and running, despite my better efforts; go check out the only favorable review in existence of the new X-Files film. The truth is out there, and being fudged.

Mike
http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com

[Gene George]

I leave for Vegas for a couple of weeks and now I'm behind on my 40yob. Sigh.

[Mr. Blonde]

New episode of "The 40 Year Old Boy" now recommending against Trader Joe's for your produce needs; seriously, bananas are supposed to last a little longer than two days, right? I don't care if they are more expensive at Ralph's, I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna throw away another bunch of brown bananas. DO YOU HEAR ME, TRADER JOE? I'M GOING BELUSHI IN "THE PRINCIPAL": NO MORE!!!!!

Ahem.

This week we learn why it's a good thing I didn't plug my Tiger Lily appearance last week, and what John Mellencamp didn't play at the Greek. As always, episodes are streaming at http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com and http://www.myspace.com/mikeschmidtcomedy, while subscriptions are available through iTunes. Zuneophiles can take a day trip to http://www.switchpod.com/users/mikeschmidt/feed.xml, where you can dip your Zune in the cooling stream and load up for the long, hot walk ahead. To where, you might ask? Why, to the Apple Store, of course. Some of you aren't paying attention.

http://www.Comedyfilmnerds.com is also still setting the Internet on fire; hopefully I'll have something new up this week. Here's the review I wrote for "Step Brothers" that didn't make the site: Why, Will? Why? They thought the second "why" was a bit much.

Mike
http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com

[Mr. Blonde]

New episode of "The 40 Year Old Boy" now finally caught up on "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report". As great as those shows are, watching eight of each in a day is a little much. Now, Nation, let's get to the plugs: here it is, your moment of 40 Year Old Zen...

This week we delve into late-night television and past night's rendezvous'. It's interesting; I tell these stories from my life thinking everyone must relate, everyone has had weird stuff happen to them, then I get letters from people who act like they've just listened to a car accident. I'm sure this week will be no exception, but let's all try to get through this together, shall we?

As always, episodes are streaming at http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com and http://www.myspace.com/mikeschmidtcomedy, while subscriptions are available through iTunes. Have you heard about http://www.switchpod.com/users/mikeschmidt/feed.xml? It's where all the cool kids are going to get the show for their Zunes. I'm kidding; we all know none of the cool kids own Zunes...unless it's ironically, of course.

Visit http://www.Comedyfilmnerds.com sometime this weekend for my exclusive review of "Tropic Thunder". Come see if the word "cantankerous" makes an appearance.

Mike
http://www.mikeschmidtcomedy.com

[ragu sauce]

i kinda like necco wafers. someone back me up, it would be the first time.