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  1. October 19, 2009, 4:56 PM #1
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    Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09



    Winner announced next Monday. Prize is a T-Shirt.

    Congrats to mike for winning last week!
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  2. October 19, 2009, 6:09 PM #2
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    "Kneel Before Zod!!!"
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  3. October 19, 2009, 6:31 PM #3
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    HEY!


    (lol)

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  4. October 19, 2009, 7:28 PM #4
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    WARNING: THIS DORK HAS NO LEGS
    EXCLUSIVE PICS OF MY teenage neighbor IN ACTION CLICK HERE

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  5. October 19, 2009, 8:01 PM #5
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    "Ooooooo girl, you did NOT fix my spit-curl all crooked like that! You KNOW I got a booty call tonight at the Fortress of Solitude with Darkseid!!"
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  6. October 19, 2009, 8:28 PM #6
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    that kid must be a scrub because that is certainly no superman
    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.

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  7. October 19, 2009, 8:51 PM #7
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    WARNING: TOY DOES NOT ACTUALLY BURP
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  8. October 19, 2009, 8:52 PM #8
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    Stuff Me, Hug Me, Kill Me - U2
    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.

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  9. October 20, 2009, 9:46 AM #9
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    Stuff > Hug > Superman that Ho.

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  10. October 20, 2009, 9:49 AM #10
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    I don't have a caption but I think that is not a good choice of picture for a caption contest. Carry on.
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  11. October 20, 2009, 9:56 AM #11
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    Quote Originally Posted by aenemaTron View Post
    I don't have a caption but I think that is not a good choice of picture for a caption contest. Carry on.
    What do you mean!? We get to make snarky comments about a box!

    "HEY GUYS, IT'S ME, A BOX - WHO PUT THIS GAYWAD IN ME!? NICE LIPSTICK DUDE!"

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  12. October 20, 2009, 10:01 AM #12
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    The main inspiration for the song 'Dick in a box'

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  13. October 20, 2009, 10:03 AM #13
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    Quote Originally Posted by scamboogah View Post
    "Kneel Before Zod!!!"
    I should point out that this is meant to be a blowjob reference, because that's clearly a blowup sex doll with a Superman costume on.

    Sorry if this was obvious already.
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  14. October 20, 2009, 10:09 AM #14
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    ...and Kenny Powers as Superman.

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  15. October 20, 2009, 10:11 AM #15
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    If you squint, the box looks like Superman has his Lil' Kitty Cat costume on.

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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    His arch nemesis is Oral Lex Luthor.
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  17. October 20, 2009, 10:36 AM #17
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    the boring original.


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  18. October 20, 2009, 11:57 AM #18
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    I hate that Japan has RUINED toys to the point that I didn't even question the original picture being real.

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  19. October 20, 2009, 11:59 AM #19
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    Yeah me too. It seemed perfectly plausible.
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  20. October 20, 2009, 12:05 PM #20
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    Re: Max's Monday Caption Contest 8/19/09

    OK, I'll play:

    "I hope Adobe doesn't add a Kryptonite filter to Photoshop!"
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