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    Matt Besser CDR Residency Announced

    Over in the LA Show Listings forum, Scott Aukerman has unveiled a new Comedy Death Ray residency: starting next Tuesday, Matt Besser will perform at CDR every week for ten weeks. The best part (for you out-of-towners, at least) is that every performance will appear on UCBComedy.com the very week it happens. Almost like being there! If you are in LA, reservations for Comedy Death Ray can be had at losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/745.

    READ THE FULL PRESS RELEASE



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    Full press release:

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Aukerman View Post
    MATT BESSER TO PERFORM TEN-WEEK RESIDENCY AT COMEDY DEATH-RAY

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!

    ITEM!
    If you thought Andy Daly’s recent Comedy Death-Ray stint would be the last time CDR allowed a comedian to perform an extended residency, you’d be perhaps the stupidest human alive, man OR woman.

    Comedy Death-Ray, Los Angeles’s premier comedy show, is proud to announce that Upright Citizens Brigade founding member and the pride of Arkansas Matt Besser will be recording sets over the next few months, exclusively at CDR’s Tuesday night program, and will be releasing them the very same week on UCBcomedy.com.

    Fans have delighted to Mr. Besser’s antics over the six-year history of CDR, with recent exploits including “Skittles 4 Wittels,” “The Upstager,” and “The Guy Fixing The Air-Conditioner.” Audiences have oft wondered what a concentrated dose of Mr. Besser would offer. At last the wondering must cease.

    "Comedy Death-Ray is the Olympics of the alternative comedy world,” Mr. Besser replied when asked for comment. “It was a dream come true when my residency was accepted. For the last three years I have trained at CDR to be able to meet the challenge of the comedic decathalon I will perform these bits with all my heart, not just for the comedy nerds in the CDR audience, but also for the comedy nerds in the middle of America. I do these ten sets for you.”

    Mr. Besser will appear at the popular comedy spot ten separate Tuesdays through October. In these ten weeks, Mr. Besser will attempt all ten disciplines of comedy in an effort to reach “the perfect ten:”

    1. Topical
    2. Blue
    3. Satire
    4. Parody
    5. Multiple characters – no costumes, no props; voice only
    6. Musical
    7. Impression
    8. Physical
    9. Stand-up – one word suggestions given the week before over internet and stage
    10. Improvised – crowd work, taking suggestions

    "I’m neither deluded nor vain enough to consider myself the Michael Phelps of comedy,” Mr. Besser continued. “I am more like the Kerri Strug. I just want one gold night and I will give everything to get it. Even if I bomb the first nine Tuesdays, I will limp to the stage, maybe only standing on one tired old bit, but I will perform that bit with all my heart.”

    The excitement starts this Tuesday, 19 August 2008, as Mr. Besser shares the bill with fan-favorite Todd Glass and Saturday Night Live’s Casey Wilson, launching his ten-night-stand with a surprise bit guaranteed to both amuse and shock the audience into convulsions of laughter.

    "This is for all the comedy nerds in all the towns across this great land of ours – like Topeka, Harrisburg, Dover, Little Rock, and a few more that I can’t remember now,” Mr. Besser beamed. “God bless the Comedy Death-Ray for giving me the opportunity to achieve my dream.”



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    i like this news and am looking forward to watching the videos.
    if you thought that sports joke was hilarious, check out the sports jokes at http://ghostwrittenbywilbon.tumblr.com and http://www.twitter.com/ghostbon!



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    Yes! Awesome! Who better than Matt Besser to start the next CDR residency? (rhetorical)



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    Holy Moses Matt kicked this thing out the door with a bang. I can't wait for the video on ucbcomedy.com. Harry Carey glasses!

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    Thanks for the nice words. This week is the second event of the decathlon. I've been in training all week and my focus is true. I've gotten a lot of intimidating messages from some Soviet comedians this week saying that I should give up but I will never give up. Never! These sets aren't for me, they are for America. God bless America.



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    Matt Besser is 14 years old.



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    Congratulations and good luck, tiger!



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    Hopefully they get the lighting and audio recording/editing problems worked out so weeks 2-10 are better representations of what really happened. This video didn't do that performance justice.



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    Yes, I am doing the 10 disciplines in order. I wish I didn't have to go in order, but I don't want to be disqualified by the subcommittee. This week is "Blue" broadly defined as "any humor that is potentially offensive in regards to average community standards". I'm pumped up, my focus is still true, and I'm ready to offend to the best of my abilities.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mattbesser View Post
    "any humor that is potentially offensive in regards to average community standards.

    I shudder to think what is offensive to the average UCBT crowd. Are you going to bus in some old people to make sure that there are some un-jaded people there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gene George View Post
    Are you going to bus in some old people to...
    I really thought that question was going to end with "fuck during your set."



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    Quote Originally Posted by MrDys View Post
    I really thought that question was going to end with "fuck during your set."
    Goddamn MS Word autocorrect.

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    This was an awesomely amazing performance. Matt Besser is a comedic genius. It's rare that you see him break character and laugh and we got to experience it. I don't know what to expect for the next 8 weeks, but I sure am looking forward to it.



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    I haven't been to good about announcing my clips being up, but the Hunchback from last week is on the www.UCBcomedy.com front page today.
    And today I will attempt what is perhaps my weakest category - "Impressions". All I can do is give it all I got and strive for my personal best. If I ever needed your help America, I do tonight.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mattbesser View Post
    I haven't been to good about announcing my clips being up, but the Hunchback from last week is on the www.UCBcomedy.com front page today.
    And today I will attempt what is perhaps my weakest category - "Impressions". All I can do is give it all I got and strive for my personal best. If I ever needed your help America, I do tonight.
    Just do your hunchback impression, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattbesser View Post
    And today I will attempt what is perhaps my weakest category - "Impressions". All I can do is give it all I got and strive for my personal best. If I ever needed your help America, I do tonight.
    The Jimmy Stewart impression on May I Help You (Dumbass)? is a towering achievement.



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