I have an assignment due today in my legal writing class- I have to bring in a lawyer joke. My professor assumes we will just google some lawyer jokes and I don't want to do that. However, I am having writers block and can't come up with an original one. So, I would love to hear what you guys got! Bring it.
If I pick your joke, tell it in class AND it gets a good laugh, I will give you an e-hug!
Here's my one and only lawyer joke, that's not even about lawyers:
Being in law school is a lot like committing suicide, but without the fun of learning the truth.
(thanks for the help)