Jordan, Jesse, Game! featuring John Hodgman and Andy Daly

[YoungAmerican]

I've never gotten around to starting a JJGo thread here, but I know there are listeners hanging around here.

We just launched our first ever, game, Jordan, Jesse, Game!

It features the more-than-capable voice talents of Andy Daly and John Hodgman, in addition to Jordan and my own middling efforts.

We're calling it a playable beta for now, because we haven't extensively tested it for bugs, but I think it's pretty cool.

Let me know what you think.

[Darryl]

OK, just played it for 5 minutes, and I'm cracking up. I hope there's a Jump-Over-the-Dogshit-in-the-Hallway Expansion Pak (tm) in the works!

[Aaron1933]

This thing is inside joke heaven. How could I have forgotten "big dank"?

[smartbunny]

New Bunny Day!!!

[Dan B]

It's really funny, but I'm so bad at computer games I can't get through it. Which sucks because I want to see all the jokes.

I need a Game Genie or something.

[YoungAmerican]

All credit for this goes to Dan Henrick, the designer and writer, btw. We adlibbed a little, but he wrote all the great jokes and created all the awesome graphics.

[RegularKarate]

Pretty sure there's no way to make it over the stupid hippie on the bike outside of the dildo shop. You hit the ceiling above and he's so wide. Has anyone made it past that?

[darrylduffy]

Originally Posted by RegularKarate

Pretty sure there's no way to make it over the stupid hippie on the bike outside of the dildo shop. You hit the ceiling above and he's so wide. Has anyone made it past that?

PRO TIP: Wait for the biker to hit the right wall and turn around. Now's your chance to jump down there, run after him quickly, and jump onto the sign!

[Darryl]

Well heck I can't even get Jordan across the Ska Party screen yet. His poor kidneys!

[Darryl]

Success! He has a pipe now.

[isoS]

Mother effer! I got all the way to the level with the fans, and then died three times trying to jump over a fire pit on the floor of the next screen. What's the word for where your character and an object in the game touch? Contact point? Anyway, tighten it up! I'm sick of dying because I was fire pit adjacent!

[Aaron1933]

I'll echo that sentiment. And there should really be continue points in this game.

It's frustrating, but it's still great.

[Darryl]

Originally Posted by isoS

Mother effer! I got all the way to the level with the fans, and then died three times trying to jump over a fire pit on the floor of the next screen. What's the word for where your character and an object in the game touch? Contact point? Anyway, tighten it up! I'm sick of dying because I was fire pit adjacent!

It's called "Touchy Place." At least that's what my priest told me.

Zing!!!!!!! I crack me up! And it's not just the percocet washed down with a mojito either!

[smartbunny]

I could not be any worse at this game.

MY BRAIN!

[darrylduffy]

Originally Posted by smartbunny

I could not be any worse at this game.

MY BRAIN!

is that what he says? i thought it was MIGRAINE!

[dan telfer]

This reminds me of when I would play retarded Homestar Runner flash games at work all day, circa 2003-2004. Well done, JJG team.

The charm of a flash game with inside jokes overcomes any wide touchy places.

[Darryl]

Originally Posted by darrylduffy

is that what he says? i thought it was MIGRAINE!

Yeah, Jesse's migraine battle is well-documented. Or has at least been mentioned on the shows.

[smartbunny]

The way it's enunciated sounds like my BRAIN! hmm.

[Joker]

I feel like a nerd who goes to see a movie based on their favorite comic book when I play this game. Still awesome

[Tuohy]

I winned! Drunkenly even!