Oh dear.
Release Date: July 12, 2013
Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony)
Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriter: Fred Wolf
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, Taylor Lautner, David Henrie, Nick Swardson, Cheri Oteri
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Plot Summary: A group of frat boys run up against Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, Chris Rock and Rob Schneider.
This is the first real thing of note Cheri Oteri has done since "Dumb and Dumberer" in 2003.
I guess she was in "Southland Tales" in 2006, which I don't think got much of a theatrical release, and "Major Movie Star", which was some Jessica Simpson POS that went straight to video.
And a bunch of animated movies. But this will be the first thing people will actually see.
The last time I remember seeing her was in the "SNL in the 2000s" special a few years ago, where she looked quite different- she's definitely had some plastic surgery done on her face.
Is Nick Swardson playing Rob Schneider's son in the movie?
There'll be a lot of is-he-isn't-he humour about Nick possibly being Schneider's son but then the truth will finally come out in a touching scene where they're both hit in the nuts and react in the same exact way.
Hey, c'mon. No spoilers.
Remember when Fred Wolf was a featured player on SNL?
What was the best concert you've been to?
"Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."
SPOILER WARNING!!!: This is an excerpt from the Grown Ups 2 script by Frederick Wolf that spoils the revelations about Nick Swardson's character, read at your own risk!
MONA steps out of the trailer, her oversized pompadour brushing against the top of the door frame.
MONA
Rob? Is that really you?
ROB
Hello Mona...it's been a long time. I'm sorry I haven't called but I've bee-
Mona winds up and KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE NUTS. He FARTS LOUDLY. Robbie runs out of the car and steps in between his possible parents.
ROBBIE
Quit it, you two!
Mona winds up and KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE NUTS TOO. He FARTS LOUDLY.
MONA (shocked)
Wait a minute...both of you, fart again.
Rob and Robbie FART IN UNISON. There is no more doubt: they are father and son.
MONA
Those farts...they're the same. My son has come home!
Mona hugs Robbie and SQUEEZES ANOTHER LOUD FART out of him.
Rob (sniffing the fart)
My boy! It's really my boy!
Looks like someone is one step closer to getting hired to pen Jack and Jill 2: Jacking off!
Andy Samberg, Will Forte, Bobby Moynihan, Akiva Schaffer, and Paul Brittain shooting a scene for the movie
See, ya bunch of doubting Thomases? There's still a chance it might be good.
Last edited by BillBrasky; May 31, 2012 at 2:32 AM.
I hated the first movie with a passion when I saw it in theaters yet I still leave it on in the background if I come across it on TV. I want this one to be good, I hope it'll be good but I'm pretty sure it'll be shit and I'm even more sure I'll see it in theaters anyway. We should be allowed to make fun of this ahead of time because we're the dopes who are going to pay to see it no matter what.
Taran Killam's in this scene too
More pics here.
There's a character in this movie named "Polychronopolous".
Haha, old-school Sandler fans will appreciate that.
Edit: Also, I saw Rob Schneider at the Tampa Improv on Friday and he mentioned that he wasn't going to be in this, but he is still listed as being in it on IMDB so I don't know what he was talking about. Maybe he and Sandler had a falling out.
Last edited by BillBrasky; June 18, 2012 at 9:50 AM.
They couldn't agree on which one of them sucks more. This is an argument they get into all the time and both fail to see any irony in it.
I like how Gluehead's post has made every post in this thread now look like an e.e. cummings poem.
David Spade is horrifically murdered in this apparently:
The cast list for this movie is becoming somewhat ridiculous and a good indication of how loyal Sandler is to his friends. Besides the aforementioned Taran Killam, Will Forte, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Bobby Moynihan, and Paul Brittain appearing as male cheerleaders, Steve Buscemi, Colin Quinn, and Tim Meadows are all in it reprising their roles from the first movie. Also Milo Ventimiglia from "That's My Boy" reappears as a frat boy (along with Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger), Shaquille O'Neill who was in "Jack and Jill" is in it as a cop, Cheri Oteri is in it, Melanie Hutsell, and Jon Lovitz playing himself apparently. Sandler's company is producing a TV series with Aly Michalka, so guess what, she is in it too. I guess the lesson is "work with Sandler once and he'll put you in his movies for life".
Unless you're Rob Schneider I guess, whose role in this appears to have been replaced by Nick Swardson (playing "Nick". Clever).
"Swardson will play an alcoholic school bus driver who's the brother of Rob Schneider's character from the original and sports a similar hairstyle"
Carwash scene looks like some serious wackiness!
It had me at China Grove, it lost me with the peeing moose, it won me back with Bobby Moynihan picking up and using Paul Brittain like a sponge. I'm going to watch this stupid, stupid movie.
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