Hi Henry O'Neill, author of "Hobag.com"! I would like to encourage you to get help for your deeply troubled soul. Your song & video are nakedly misogynistic and out of any group of 20 men who enjoyed it, 5 or so would be violent rapists, possibly yourself included. Also, you're one of those lazy "comedians" who think that little people are funny, just because they're little! How hard did your hate-filled dick get when you were able to secure a BLACK little person for your video too?! I ask that because you are obviously a racist too (in addition to being a brazen misogynist, which I've already mentioned, but thought I'd say again.)
Oh, also, to answer the question you ask 10 or so times in the chorus to your "song", her email isn't and never was "Hobag.com" because that's a website, not an email address. I mention this to exhibit that hateful, dangerous beliefs like yours also go very well with laziness and stupidity.
I'm sure my little note won't make any difference, but I'd love to encourage you to do some introspection and perhaps you'll realize that your video is exactly the type of thing men watch to get warmed up to go out and treat women like shit.
I have three different pilots I really like but I can't afford to shoot myself despite over a decade of experience writing and producing shoestring budget plays. That's not special. I'm not being sarcastic. I bet there are literally dozens of people on this board in a similar situation and I claim to be no worse off than any of them.
But this guy has access to high-end video production equipment, a mansionesque bedroom, a fog machine, and probably a decent budget. All functioning to dump glitter on the easiest, oldest, most obvious gag in the universe. "This woman doesn't like me, so her crotch is gross."
Yes, the people on this comedy nerd message board do need to watch this. We need to watch it so that, in 40 or so years, when we're on our death beds, we think not of the things we did not accomplish. No, for we will have worked hard and will not regret it. We will instead think of the self-indulgent pandering we didn't do. And that will make our final moments all the more beautiful.
Damnit! You cut to the quick first and bested me again Rob! I should not have made that Nutella toast in the middle of my second paragraph.
And I love your avatar smartbunny...
Free comedy tip: Hobag.org is much funnier.
"He's as crazy as a soup sandwich." - Patton Oswalt on Wesley Snipes
with those resources, this guy should be making Super Bowl commercials.
"Sorry dude, it's just my view." - JENNY 1989-2010
TimBuktu: I don't actually know the guy
TimBuktu: I met him once at a porno party
What snobs like Rob and Dan (If those are your real names) don't get is that REAL comedy is about selling awesome stuff. Things like short shorts that say Ho Bag on them. How about putting one of your ex girlfriend's picture on a t-shirt with a line through her picture. Let everyone know that you are definitely not a sociopathic loser. I mean that is the funniest shit ever. Not to mention that bitch deserves it because you are obviously a classy, sensitive, guy and she must be a terrible person for not dating you.
Now I am off to cry and shower for hours.
"Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."
1.) Went to godaddy.com after the superbowl.
2.) Typed in "SkankMart.com" and it was taken
3.) Typed in "Slugtits.com" and it was taken
4.) Typed in "Hobag.com" and it was NOT taken
5.) "How is hobag.com not taken?!?! I'm going to be richer than my dad!!!!"
I was so excited to see a video about the mythological beastie that roams the northwoods of Wisconsin (specifically around Rhinelander)...the infamous HODAG.
Color me disappointed.
pg--Truth be told: Rhinelander, Wisconsin had some mighty fine young women back in the day...so did the whole Wisconsin Valley Conference, really...--wisconsin rapids class of '83, mofos!
We'll just take the fact that this was too long and that you didn't read it...as read.
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I don't think that Rob Delaney understands that women were put on this earth for men to objectify. They aren't actual people, Rob.. they're made from our ribs. Also, can you imagine getting mad at a women and yelling... "You're nothing but a loosey-goosey ho-bag squared" If you can't, imagine you're 8.
I wish this whole idea would die. The idea that if a women doesn't like you, she must be a bitch/whore etc. Maybe it's because you're a disgusting human being.
Last edited by TimBuktu; February 24, 2010 at 8:08 AM.
To give the devil his due, it takes a lot of pompous assholery to decide to write a song out of your heartache and pain and then manage to come off as a total douchenozzle jerkoff. Imagine your grandfather at your grandmother's funeral, wearing a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt and throwing up gang signs in pictures, then getting drunk and sitting in his car listening to Insane Clown Posse and Limp Bizkit while taking hits off a wizard bong.