Doug Loves Movies

[SoSure]

Have you guys heard K-Ci's solo album? #noJoJo

[dougbenson]

poor dead horse.

[davidlidsky]

I wanted a Southern Comfort and Coke but they were out #NoSoCo
I don't miss the rain down in Africa #NoToto
I'm a dancer but my life isn't calling #NoJojo
I wanted to go to Homaro Cantu's restaurant in Chicago but couldn't get a reservation #NoMoto
I went to New Orleans but didn't want to eat at a tourist trap #NoJacques-Imo's
I wanted an e-book reader but not a lame one #NoKobo
The Wolf Dead.

[man124]

I know this isn't a exactly a popular opinion, but I have never really been a fan of Steve Martin. #NoBanjo

[dougbenson]

keep going. these are amazing.

[jkwall]

I don't care how well she signs, she's still just a gorilla. #NoKoko

[ctrlx]

I didn't want to make love to that homeless man while drinking hot chocolate #nococoahomohobo

[jkwall]

It's okay if you want to make love to that homeless man. #NoHomophobo

[MatManz]

I just lost my book on extinct flightless birds. #nododo

Pissed the Sox couldn't trade for Logan Morrison. #noLoMo

They closed down the place where I practice ninjitsu #nodojo

[Finnias Jones]

I have problems with Zack Snyder's action sequences. #NoSloMo

[zerohacker]

I can't find any hotels around here. #NoHoJo

[beewcar]

I hate tickling small red monsters #NoElmo

[Finnias Jones]

The Beach Boys really sucked in the 80's #NoKokomo
I miss Barney Miller #NoWojo
Need to get a toupee #NoCombover

(Ouch, but I couldn't come up with one for popular recording artist Perry Como #NoComo)

[jdrazo5]

I like Jordan Jesse Go!, but I could do without Jordan Morris. #NoJoMo
This is not true, I love Jordan Morris.

[Couldn'tThinkOfaName]

I didn't go on the Weezer Cruise #noCuomo

[FooseSB]

I really enjoyed Alien. #Nostromo

[BillBrasky]

I didn't go on the Weezer Cruise #noCuomo

Dammit, I was about to do this one! That's the problem with this board, every time I think of something someone's already thought of it or a funnier version of it.

Ok:

"I really don't enjoy the philosophies of Martin Heidegger or Jacques Derrida" #nopomo

(That'll probably be the most pretentious one anyone can come up with)

[Bryan_]

I don't care for Hostess snacks. #NoHoHo

[beewcar]

I don't care for Hostess snacks. #NoHoHo

Did they not do this one on the show?

[beewcar]

I support Jay Leno #NoCoCo #Sarcasm