Austin Powers 2 is horrible. #nomojo
Austin Powers 2 is horrible. #nomojo
I didn't care for how that whole Tonight Show thing played out. #NoLeno
Dorothy left her dog in Oz. #NoToto
I refuse to be mediocre. #NoSoSo
This isn't ice cream! #NoFroYo
Not a Harmony Korine fan. #NoGummo
Think this will run out of steam? #NoLongJoke
I like round chocolate candies, but not the ones with caramel centers. #noRolo
(Lie. I love those things. This has made my afternoon.)
This is a knitting class. #NoDojo
I like wearing a long, knitted neck tie. #NoBolo
I try to avoid run-ins with law enforcement. #NoPoPo
(God, I feel like this one's already been done.)
I have to go get dressed for a birthday party that I don't want to attend. #NoWannaGogo
I provide free lawyering. #probono
(was this one done on the show?)
I'm like Robin Williams. I can't tell if I thought of these or if I heard them on DLM. Also, I'm funnier when I do blow.