Comedy that haunts you part 2

[Jenny]

So have at it: what bits and quotes have been rattling around in your head for the past ten years or so?

[Hated Milk Machine]

PFT's Stomboli bit! It has a ghost food in it!

[scamboogah]

Cop #1: Seems like the whole world is made in Japan...

Cop #2: Could be, sir.

(From Pardo and Patton's least favorite film of all time, Strange Brew)

[extrafacelol]

i was too chicken to contribute to this thread the first time, let's give the sequel a shot guys

"I've yet to visit Asia Minor" - Darril, Kids in the Hall (that entire sketch pops into my head on a regular basis)

"THE MACKINAC PEACHES, JERRY" - Kramer (this pops into my head more than anything else from Seinfeld and I don't understand why)

"Thank you for the ride, God, thank you for the ever-lovin' riiiiiiide" - D. Cross, Mr. Show

I think the one comedy quote that haunts me more than anything is Chauncey in (I think) the Cooperation episode of Wonder Showzen quickly going "I'm tired a' you" to Wordsworth, that has entered my brain pretty much daily for the past six months, although I could probably dedicate a whole post of this thread to just that one episode

[suavepebble]

"Ehnngggg, w-what's your NAME!"

"Jughead, they call me Jughead"



"M-My Mother's name was JUGHEAD!" -Bobcat Goldthwait to Steve Guttenberg

[darrylduffy]

Bill Cosby, "Ghost Dad."

[gigglechick]

"hookah, hookah, hookah.... lobstah"

(eddie izzard.)

[TimBuktu]

"I'm never ever ever gonna wipe my butt"

Tim and Eric, also some hipster band.

It runs through my head all the time.

[Darryl]

Bill Cosby, "Ghost Dad."

Ha!!! Please close the thread now.

[crlygrl]

I can barely say the word "yeah" like a normal person anymore.

It almost always comes out sounding like Philly Boy Roy. Same with the word "ham".

[erechoveraker]

I can only say "nem", them has been completely wiped from my dialect.

[extrafacelol]

I haven't been able to not call Obama "Bop Bop Perano" since the Super Tuesday episode of Tim & Erice Nite Live

[Adult Ed]

Andy Kindler's "they canceled the fucking week on me" from his set on the 1992 HBO Young Comedians Special

[crlygrl]

"Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do DON'T GO SEE IIIIIIIT!"

- Timbuktu
Batman Review

[conundrum]

"Sure" in Todd Glass's fat voice

[smartbunny]

I sing things in Patton's "Pennsylvania Macaroni Company" tune.

[MikeHilinski]

Skit skat Skerrit, I want Tom Skerrit, I need Tom Skerrit, I love Tom Skerrit

All Tim and Eric jingles for that matter.

[FF Woodycooks]

Yeah, every Tim and Eric song has been stuck in my head for the week after I've watched the episode. Lately I've been singing "Petite Feet" a lot.

[megalope]

"Sure" in Todd Glass's fat voice

omg could you please tell my boyfriend to stop doing this! It's contagious.

[suavepebble]

Another joke that has haunted me since young adulthood is that scene in "Adventures in Babysitting" where the gorgeous and talented Elizabeth Shue tells the kids that if anyone crosses her on the trip that she will murder them.

She says:

"I will kill you. Stabbed....Murdered...."

and the funny redheaded kid says: "Raped?"