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  1. December 2, 2010, 10:18 AM #1
    Scott Aukerman
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    The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Tickets for the 2010 Comedy Death-Ray Nativity Pageant, held on December 14, go on sale this SATURDAY AND SUNDAY at NOON Pacific.

    Make sure to set your calendar, because each year it sells out very quickly.

    Saturday at NOON:

    VIP Tickets go on sale for $75 apiece.

    Show off to your friends, family and enemies this holiday season by becoming a very important person at the 9th Annual Comedy Death-Ray Xmas Nativity Pageant. Cut in front of everyone in line with early entry into the UCB theatre. You’ll have exclusive access to the Pre-show featuring Don’t Stop or We’ll Die, surprise guests, complimentary refreshments and a special gift. To top it off, you’ll have first pick of the good seats before the common people are allowed inside.

    DOORS 6:30 / SHOW 7-8pm
    Ticketholders to this event may stay for the next show free of charge. You may stay in your seats after the show and not have to line up again. Only a certain amount of these tickets will be made available.

    VIP Tickets go on sale here:
    http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2594

    Sunday at NOON:

    General Tickets go on sale for $25 apiece.

    DOORS 7:45 / SHOW 8pm-???
    Lineup may or not be announced prior to the event. There will only be a handful of these tickets made available, so if you want to make sure you get in, go for the VIP ones.

    General Tickets go on sale here:
    http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2593

    100% OF THE PROCEEDS GOES TO THE LA REGIONAL FOODBANK
    PROVIDED BY THE UCB-LA THEATRE
    Last edited by Scott Aukerman; December 2, 2010 at 10:31 AM.

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  2. December 2, 2010, 10:19 AM #2
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Hi, our 2010 auctions have started being posted - 5 minutes at a time for the next hour or so. We'll have twice as many coming later, either this afternoon or tomorrow.

    Here's where you can go to see them all:

    http://shop.ebay.com/lafoodbank/m.ht...&_trksid=p3686

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  3. December 2, 2010, 10:27 AM #3
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Don't tell JimmyJimmy about the lesson with Bamford.

    PS Nadolig Llawen

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  4. December 2, 2010, 11:31 AM #4
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    I want to highlight some of our events:

    Go to the movies with Doug Benson - He'll come to you!

    Private Standup Lesson & Show with Maria Bamford!

    Co-host CDR Radio!

    Tom Lennon writes and performs your video eulogy!

    PLUS MUCH MORE!

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  5. December 2, 2010, 12:32 PM #5
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Bid to Be A Guest on Never Not Funny, anyone?

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  6. December 2, 2010, 3:50 PM #6
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Be a guest on Doug Loves Movies!

    Have your own private movie party at Cinefamily!

    Garfunkel & Oates give you a private performance!

    Private improv lesson/show with UCB founder Matt Walsh!

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  7. December 2, 2010, 4:05 PM #7
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    WOW!

    Win a prominently featured role on Childrens Hospital!

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  8. December 2, 2010, 4:43 PM #8
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Win a PRIVATE tour of the PIXAR STUDIOS???

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  9. December 3, 2010, 2:17 PM #9
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    More auctions going up today. Just added:

    2 VIP tickets to the premiere/after party of 30 MINUTES OR LESS, starring Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride, Aziz Ansari & Nick Swardson!

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  10. December 3, 2010, 3:25 PM #10
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Win a role on Paul Scheer's new Adult Swim show, NTSF:SD:SUV::!

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  11. December 3, 2010, 3:54 PM #11
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    I've never wanted to engage in superficial sexual relations with a generous millionaire more than I do right now. This auction is absolutely incredible.

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  12. December 3, 2010, 6:06 PM #12
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Tried to write this in Bobby Bottleservices comedic voice. Didn't work. Only he can do it. Which is why you should have him RECORD YOUR VOICEMAIL!
    Eyes are the losers in the skies.

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  13. December 3, 2010, 7:04 PM #13
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Chupacabra is also an option, and I might think that would be an even bigger draw.
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  14. December 4, 2010, 10:39 AM #14
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Reminder - VIP tickets go on sale at noon Pacific!

    No idea how quickly these will go, but we only have a limited amount of them for sale. Jumping on these early is the only way to guarantee you'll get in, as we only have a handful of general tickets on sale tomorrow.

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  15. December 4, 2010, 12:01 PM #15
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Ok, go!
    http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2594

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  16. December 4, 2010, 12:08 PM #16
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Aukerman View Post
    Ok, go!
    http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2594
    1. Are they headlining?

    2. How are you planning to fit all those treadmills in the UCB?

    3. Whats love got to do with it?
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  17. December 4, 2010, 12:32 PM #17
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    VIP tickets are SOLD OUT! General tickets go on sale tomorrow at noon!

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  18. December 5, 2010, 12:00 PM #18
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    We are in the process of wrangling forty dogs

    OK Go!
    http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2593

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  19. December 5, 2010, 12:08 PM #19
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    So bummed...hitting refresh since 11:45 and went from not on sale to sold out. CDR has gotten so popular never had trouble getting tickets to the xmas show before.

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  20. December 5, 2010, 12:10 PM #20
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    Re: The Comedy Death-Ray 2010 Nativity Pageant/Ebay Auction (AST/UCB)

    Same thing happened to me. If anyone has any extra tickets, I WILL BUY THEM. And if you can sell somewhere in the range of 4-6 tickets to me for my family, I will give you a VIP pre-show ticket FOR FREE.

    So bummed if my siblings can't go to this.

    (Note: Even if you have only one extra ticket, I will surely buy it. Thanks.)
    Last edited by hughfitzgerald; December 5, 2010 at 12:32 PM.

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