New members: introduce yourselves here

[Bob Bardament]

Hello, friends. I'm new to the board. Well, just the posting part. I've been reading for a couple of years. Since I finally got the nerve, I was going to post in the "New members introduce yourself" thread, but I could not find it. Is it gone? Or, did I just not look very hard? Either way, I'm introducing me now. I'm Tre from Waco. Nice to be here.

Mod edit: It was gone, but now it is this thread! All new members, please introduce yourselves here, if you so desire.

[darrylduffy]

good idea. it'd be a good thing to have, i think the old one got lost in the shuffle. any chance this could be the default thread for that (retitled)?

[Pure Guava]

ummmm...hi my name is Brennan and I'm an alcoholic....

oh wait, that's a different board.

I live in Carmel-by-the-Sea, CA and I'm obsessed with laughter. Not actually, laughing, per se, but the physical and biometric actions that take place when one laughs, you see, I'm a doctor and we're currently taking applications for a study on laughing....

oh wait, that's a different board.

Hi, I'm Brennan, I like Mr. Show and Monty Python and stuff. Tim and Eric, Patton Oswalt, Trailer Park Boys, etc. etc. etc. etc. Nice to meet you. Sort of. Not really.

[crap in a hat]

Hi, my name is Anthony. I posted here a bit a couple years ago then inexplicably disappeared.

I have been collecting action figures for ten years now and my diet consists strictly of food that has been tenderized by machines.

I also was a fan of 90% of the things that are popular prior to them being so.

[Siggers]

Hello, My Name is D'Andre Siggers. i am black Single likes long walks on the beach, i am looking for a girl with a nice attitude big breasts glasses, dorky, laughs at all my jokes.

Jk.

I am a beginning comedian, i like helping others through laughter. i can be long winded, and promote help and being funny to help others. I have my own webcam show where i do characters, segments, and prank calls.

[KeithTalent]

I am neither talented nor Keith. Don't trust me alone around anything you care about.

[suavepebble]

These new people remind me of weinerboys a little bit



(keithtalent excluded)

[billycomma]

hello all.

[conun]

Hi Everyone,

We haven't been formally introduced. I'm really not certain though. I may have already introduced myself, but forgotten.

I've been a lurker here for many years. Since like 2003 when this site was a tenacious d site. I live in Los Angeles and go to comedy shows sometimes. You may have even seen my head floating in the crowd. I sometimes write comedy, but have always found excuses for not performing or for not being more involved in the comedy scene in general. Someday soon, friends.

I'd like all of you to embrace me unconditionally (and all my flaws, too). I'm not such a bad person, really. I just need a little direction. Maybe some elbow grease.

[colestratton]

Guess I should officially get on the record here...

Although I've seldom posted, I do check things out here from time to time. I live in LA, do improv regularly at The Westside Eclectic and other venues around town, but spend most of my time working on SF Sketchfest, which I am one of the three co-founders of (I get a much needed one month break from LA while I am up north January come fest time). I dig indie music and am a bit of a movie nerd. Oh, and I love Karaoke bars, particularly tiny little Festa in the Japantown mall in SF.

Tah for now!

[margefatpants]

my name is marge and I steal dogs

[I love nny]

hey guys and gals. isoS having a kid prompted me to sign up, using this as a replacement for NNF not airing a new eppy. thought i would check it out.

God i sound retarded.

[radpaolo]

I've been lurking around here for a while, signed up, put off posting, and now finally starting to post. It starts here!

Toe in the water.

Oh, and I work at RooftopComedy (http://www.rooftopcomedy.com), full disclosure?

I first did stand-up comedy at Fanime, a Japanese animation convention in San Jose, CA. I don't watch anime (anymore).

[Jixby Phillips]

my name is marge and I steal dogs

I LOVE THIS GUY

[Alex Mac]

Born in NH, where the granite comes from. Name is Alex Mac. I'll let the rest of you all come up with your own witty Nickelodeon jokes. Amateur comedian in the New England area, particularly Boston and Providence. College student. Ham burglar. Radio DJ. Other stuff. Wow, facinating.

Nice to be here.

[Dougg]

Hey Dudes,
I've posted on here for a few years but something happened a couple months ago that wouldn't allow me to log or change my password. I can't even make this post not be bold. Haunted computer?

Anyway, I decided to re-register, hope that's OK.

I'm an editor and a writer on Tim and Eric. I also do comedy shows here and there. Thank u.

[Nick C.]

OMG

You're DJ Douggpound. I love you.

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

You don't know that. It could be one of the many T&E staffers who spell Dougg with two G's...

[Dougg]

OMG

You're DJ Douggpound. I love you.

Um... thanks!

[Cocaine]

I just recently learned to laugh so I'm doing the rounds.

I picked the name cocaine because it's the only word in the english language with two kinds of sugar items.

Well, except for carmelaglucoseugaryrup.

[arkstone]

I LOVE THIS GUY he sure stands out!

[getextinct]

Hey I'm Dan.
From Boston.
Now in Chicago.
Ummm...DYNOMITE!

[Tor Hershman]

Tor Hershman is me & (some of) moi's music

htttp://www.soundlift.com/TOR (http://www.soundlift.com/TOR)

Stay on groovin' safari,
:eek: Tor Hershman :eek:

[fymarbulous]

Hey, y'all.

I'm new. Ish. I was a member of this board back in the early two-thousandies as Wait A Second Sally. And I have the t-shirt to prove it. Well, it doesn't have my member name on it or anything. That would be really nerdy.

I like comedy, funny things, hilariousness, silliosity, sarcasimation, and uncomfortable silences.

[Lauren]

Lauren

[Coz]

I'm Coz I'm from Mexico I live in Shreveport Louisiana now and I think comedy is stupid and youre all stupid too. Wanna be friends?

[semisorick]

I'm Rick, I work for Milwaukee Public Television and host the podcast "Host and Guest". If there's anyone you think I should interview in the Chicago/Milwaukee area, PM me and let me know.

[TenJay]

you should interview Dan Telfer, cause he stretches about the distance between Chicago and Milwwaukee

[radpaolo]

I second the motion to interview Dan Telfer, I had the pleasure of interviewing him for RooftopComedy (http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/10/15/i-know-why-the-caged-nerd-sings/), and I can safely say that if given the chance, I would conduct interview business with him again. A++++

[charles]

hey yall
new member just found out about site sounds cool
i like the funny seems like this is the place. currently
in my first class for comedy writing at second city in detroit
plan to continue with that and try the improv eventually
hmm what else i like cats
charles

[scorrigan]

Hi,
Long time lurker, first time poster (I think...). I'm in Tallahassee, FL and thought it would be a great time to join in the fun posting fun while I'm studying for law school exams. This will turn out to be a swell idea. =/

[SCHLZA]

My name's Dan. I run Stand Up! Records. We're based in Minneapolis. Been reading for a while, rarely post, though.

[Horking My Lunch]

Hi, I'm Steve and I wish myself dead.

[mike]

My name's Dan. I run Stand Up! Records. We're based in Minneapolis. Been reading for a while, rarely post, though.

Got the Patton Oswalt LP last month, looks good!

Looking forward to future releases.

[StrangeLight]

hi. i'm liz, i live in vancouver. i've been lurking in here for a little while and figured i'd just sign up and start posting, because i can never have enough distraction or procrastination in my life.

[dogsdonttelljokes]

I live in San Francisco and have unintentionally killed almost every thread i've posted in!

[I love nny]

I live in San Francisco and have unintentionally killed almost every thread i've posted in!

Alright you heard 'em lets close up this thread she's dead.

[KevinLee]

I live in San Francisco and have unintentionally killed almost every thread i've posted in!

Finally a newer, cuter NFox.

[elton]

hi i'm elton, and I recently moved from london to l.a. really enjoy this community and hope to see some of you out there.

[dan telfer]

I second the motion to interview Dan Telfer, I had the pleasure of interviewing him for RooftopComedy (http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/10/15/i-know-why-the-caged-nerd-sings/), and I can safely say that if given the chance, I would conduct interview business with him again. A++++

I just saw this. Why has no-one from Milwaukee public television contacted me?

[steve.body]

Hi, I'm Steve Body, posting under the incredibly clever screen name of "steve.body". (The dot is to throw off agents of the Mossad, who have me confused with someone else.)

I live in Bellevoid...I mean "Bellevue", Washington, a soul-less retail hell-hole located directly across Lake Washington from downtown Seattle. I'm originally from Greensboro, North Carolina, and have lived in the Pacific Northwest since May of '92. I was a professional actor, director, playwright, and script doctor for about 25 years, performing in theatres all over the Southeast and doctoring dinner theatre comedies, removing the "jokes" and replacing them with stuff that makes people laugh. (I was generally successful at this...but not always)

I have also written for radio, doing a syndicated, 90 second comedy piece called, "The Way Things Look From Here" during the 70s and 80s in the Mid-Atlantic states. I have, literally, written almost every single day of my life. I now write mystery novels and a Reader Blog for the Seattle Post-Intelligencer Online edition called "The Constant Valentine". I also own a wine shop and write wine criticism for several online sites.

That's me. Good to be here!

[steve.body]

P.S.: anybody know how to get a photo to post? I resized my headshot and loaded it three times but I'm still The Man With No Head.

[Berliner]

Hi

[stvspl]

Hello.
I'm Steve. I'm a college student. Too young for my own good, and too ambitious.
I have been reading this site since I started listening to NNF two (?) years ago, but never felt like posting. My need to express my opinions has reached its critical capacity.
I am American (Boston/NY) but currently live in Switzerland. One of those study abroad-find yourself things. I sort of miss my cat.

Uh, yeah, let's do this.

[Horking My Lunch]

Hello fellow Steves!

[Robotjock]

Hello I am Gavin. That feels so much better.

[emily's posts]

I am Emily. I'll be making posts.

[DJ Sam]

Hey all. I'm Sam. You might have seen my screen name posting threads in places maybe she shouldn't have, this is my first forum I'm actually posting on. Yay interaction!

In any case, I have a comedy radio show called "Naked Music," chock full of AST goodies, along with other stand-up, sketch, and interviews with awesome comedians. kuci.org

... now that I got that utterly shameless promotion out of the way, hope to see you guys at various comedy shows or on the forum :]

[Brandon]

Hello, I'm Brandon. I've been lurking the board for a while and am a big fan of a lot of the comics that are popular here.