Th3 int3rn3tz R W3ird.

[TimBuktu]

Does anyone have that livejournal link? In the meantime...

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o225/ninjathief/FAIL.jpg

[Meen Bellpeppers]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iPelkGNjY5c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iPelkGNjY5c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

I hate how much this makes me laugh.

[Liezl]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clo/750508775.html

Free Pants
Date: 2008-07-10, 10:37PM PDT

slightly smelly, 15 years old - denim
will leave on the curb - free to first person who claims them.


Location: hollywood

[Famous Police Dog]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iPelkGNjY5c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iPelkGNjY5c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

I hate how much this makes me laugh.

It's funnier if you think that is Trial in the the Clutch the Bear costume (Houston Rockets).

[Americas Team]

http://fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php

[Liezl]

http://cs1434.vkontakte.ru/u10054017/19087509/x_e64b775d.jpg

[Meen Bellpeppers]

<img src="http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9602/spraybi3.jpg">

[aenemaTron]

Fucking awesome.

[Trial]

That's a dirty thing for dirty people to like

[TimBuktu]

http://www.goodbadmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/2007_03_06_bon1_big.jpg

[frogmann]

someone post that cat picture again :o

[Americas Team]

Honestly people of the internet stop it!

<img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/zarris/pic/000s6sdc/s320x240">

[andrearunge]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/SelenaSaberWind/NairCat2.jpg

[slapstickeulogist]

It would take me a really long time to tell you how much I love this picture.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9634/kuobl1.jpg

edit: Hard to read if you can't zoom. Kuo's message is:

I have incarnated to Earth to assist in the ascension of 2012. Choose love over fear. Prepare for the fifth dimension.

[slapstickeulogist]

double post.

i am so embarassed.:o

[TenJay]

Why is Bon Scott weird again?

[Itslikeimsayin]

I'm afraid Christopher Klaus is showing early warning signs of Limp Lip.

[slapstickeulogist]

I'm afraid Christopher Klaus is showing early warning signs of Limp Lip.

yeah that dude is fucked up.

[TenJay]

I'm preparing for the fifth dimension


Union Square Vampires

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s45/DartShitter/ClintSpaulding.jpg

[JayRunner]

http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Other/Spider-Man%20Tattoo/Spider-Man-Tattoo.jpg

[TimBuktu]

http://g.photos.cx/Camper_hits_ATM_crushed-da.gif]

FROM SHELBY COUNTY TODAY:
At approximately 3 PM, Tuesday, July 2, a 2008 Dodge Ram 2500, pulling
a new travel trailer, hit the corner of the Texas State Bank Drive-In
on Tenaha Street, causing the complete awning to come to the ground.
Luckily, the driver of the Dodge, Mickey Miller, of Garrison and his
10 year old son were able to exit their vehicle uninjured.

According to Miller he was circling the bank to park on the other side
when the corner of his travel trailer caught the corner of the bank
awning. Next thing he heard was a rumble as the awning started falling
against his driver's side door. Somehow he was able to unbuckle the
seat beat and exit the other side of his truck as it was falling.

[charles star]

Somehow he was able to unbuckle the seat beat and exit the other side of his truck as it was falling.
http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Other/Spider-Man%20Tattoo/Spider-Man-Tattoo.jpg

[TimBuktu]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i56/facough36/Hitler_eliminated_juice.jpg

[the_psychologist]

holy crap - Spiderman tattoos

they're so well done and yet i want to cry for the owner

[Teaflax]

Hitler baby is ADORABLE!

[TimBuktu]

http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hot-chick-ugly.jpg

[Harry Bongers]

http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hot-chick-ugly.jpg

I'm almost positive I went to high school with this guy. His name was Derry.

[Me!]

h9o5_W6hn9k

[J vs W]

h9o5_W6hn9k

I was just coming here to post this! GODAMNIT!

[Americas Team]

I have know idea what this is.

<img src="http://teamfbi.co.nz/pictures/roflbrothel.gif">

[PinkieOfDoom]

I was just coming here to post this! GODAMNIT!

That was so funny, probably because I knew which Pokémon it was...

[CaptainBreakfast]

http://photos-234.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v262/68/26/657152234/n657152234_594644_4985.jpg

[Me!]

I bet that's what Heath Ledger looked like when...well...you know...

:(

Sorry.

[slapstickeulogist]

I bet that's what Heath Ledger looked like when...well...you know...

:(

Sorry.

aaaargh what are you doing!!!:mad::mad:

[Jixby Phillips]

man i really hate that

I hate it so much I hate all tattoos I hate them!!!

(Ps I am talking about the spider man tattoo I did not realize there were other posts OSRRY)

[Americas Team]

This reminds me of the Easter Block Itchy and Scratchy from that one episode of The Simpsons.

<img src="http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/l/i/littleffoot/qyfi3s.jpg">

[yumitree]

man i really hate that

I hate it so much I hate all tattoos I hate them!!!

(Ps I am talking about the spider man tattoo I did not realize there were other posts OSRRY)

what's your deal, jixby?

[Liezl]

http://i36.tinypic.com/3024axc.gif

[Teaflax]

Jixby just made me realize that the best tattoo would be a large one that says I HATE TATTOOS!!!

[tockxie]

<object height="344" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iPelkGNjY5c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>

I hate how much this makes me laugh.

Holy shit, Gray Bear Who Can't Do Anything Right is my new favorite mascot. It's like they grabbed the really aggressive guy at a gym and threw him in a costume.

Here, I have this for you all:
NSFW!NSFW!
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8731/carhoodxjo1.jpg
NSFW!NSFW!


Please do not direct-link non-work-safe images. Thanks. -mod

[SailRacer]

www.zombo.com

[darrylduffy]

i hope this is part of something more.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/nuclear_haru/toki-lj-sized.jpg

[slapstickeulogist]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6025/meatloaffg6.jpg

[tockxie]

www.zombo.com (http://www.zombo.com)

I'm amazed this still exists. I remember it from over a decade ago.

[TimBuktu]

http://www.strangesisters.com/a-z/images/xallcatsaregrey.jpg

[Famous Police Dog]

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/espnradio/podcast/images/pti_300x300.jpg
http://assets.espn.go.com/i/espnradio/podcast/images/pti_300x300.jpg
http://assets.espn.go.com/i/espnradio/podcast/images/pti_300x300.jpg
http://assets.espn.go.com/i/espnradio/podcast/images/pti_300x300.jpg

[Babychoby]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/babychoby/horsebite.jpg

P.S. The other day I was I saw something on the link that was too, too horrible to post. It will haunt me the rest of my days. The closest I can come to describing it without jumping out a window is "protracted anus and proud".

[ArchStanton]

Did that naked dude just vomit a Unicorn?

[SailRacer]

Any time I watch this it gets stuck in my head for a few hours. Lots of little subtle jokes in there...

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/

[Liezl]

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/15/tapirr.64/0_c415_42f17477_XL.jpg

[Kentock]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7726/fartoc6.jpg

[SailRacer]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujLg6kAJpsI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujLg6kAJpsI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Cameron]

http://s.naurunappula.com/0/021/690/105915.jpg

[SailRacer]

Is that part of her audition package for ICP? She's scary...

[Fentmore]

Such a thick coat of attitude certainly covers some serious issues. I mean the sheer power it must take her to look in the mirror and convince herself that her eyebrows are bitchin' is staggering.

Her response to anything whatsoever, no matter the topic or tone of response, would be "you don like it, then fuck you!". Her friends must love hanging out with her.

Also she looks like a great conversationalist with fascinating takes on worldy topics.

And things.

Quick side step... GOD-DAMmit, will people please start to spell words correctly!?!

[suavepebble]

Classist snobs. I am from the streets and I find her makeup and tear to be quite endearing.

[suavepebble]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7726/fartoc6.jpg

Gilbert Gottfried's daughter Gilbert Jr. loved a good fart joke

[ragu sauce]

edit: maybe this is ill timed

[Americas Team]

<img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/sandy4251/lovebar/Kanjani8.png">

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/o/v/ovos4ev/00009776.gif

[BananapeelWilliams]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4749/flashgb8.jpg

[SailRacer]

LOVE the flash pic!

[Americas Team]

<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/2491279480_c71135f0a7.jpg?v=0">

[CaptainBreakfast]

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v295/68/26/657152234/n657152234_618753_9502.jpg

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/onez88888888/KareemAbdul-JabbarFamilyPortrait1.jpg

The Abdul Jabbar family.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

Not sure what this is from, but it's pretty fun:

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3288/garyloveck8.jpg

[CaptainBreakfast]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v262/68/26/657152234/n657152234_622306_5076.jpg

Scary

[JayRunner]

Great vintage photo.

http://pics.livejournal.com/wondrousstrange/pic/000ksyfq

[Meen Bellpeppers]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4749/flashgb8.jpg

Whenever something new is posted in here I look at that for a solid 5 seconds and think to myself "Great!" before scrolling down.

[BananapeelWilliams]

Is it ok to post an outside link to NSFW content? I found a picture so bafflingly strange I must post it, but it contains male nudity. Cool?

[Famous Police Dog]

you link it saying it's not safe for work, but you don't just post a picture for all to see

[BananapeelWilliams]

NSFW, contains male nudity.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3977/iamseriousnower2.jpg

Any theories on the story behind this/why it was taken?

[Meen Bellpeppers]

Yes, I can explain that photo of a man dangling a laptop from his junk.

You know those Nigerian scammers? People have started messing with them by pretending like they're going to send money. One way they do this is by asking them to do things like that as a sign of "good faith" or I guess to prove they're real.

[Marty_Malt]

NSFW, contains male nudity.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3977/iamseriousnower2.jpg

Any theories on the story behind this/why it was taken?

That's a copy of the coversheet of the resume Meen sent to Hewlett Packard.

[tockxie]

0vZFl06P08A

[SailRacer]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iObGIkqhJJw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iObGIkqhJJw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Liezl]

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm12/hewentboom/kkdlmm.png

[charles star]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iObGIkqhJJw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iObGIkqhJJw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
One of those dudes on the couch was the Rip Taylorish guy on LCS this season. I feel like I know Kirby Ferguson from somewhere but I can't place him.

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

I agree with SailRacer, in that it was probably better blank...

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3636/wwfmeetswweaf7.jpg

[SailRacer]

I agree with Sammy's non-post...

[Jawa]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/2491279480_c71135f0a7.jpg?v=0
Is that a belt buckle in his hand?

It looks like the artist used an actor's face for this picture (it's kinda Stallone-ish?).

Except for the fact that it looks like he maybe be dropping his trousers, I kinda like this picture. Maybe it's the Jesus horse galloping on the water that appeals to me.

[SailRacer]

Piracy on the horse track...
<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1824780&fullscreen=1" width="480" height="360" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1824780&fullscreen=1" /></object><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>

[SailRacer]

Clark. The Canadian Hockey Goalie.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hdf4GeT4ELA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hdf4GeT4ELA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Meen Bellpeppers]

That guy looks like Harry Bongers, but less pretty.

[suavepebble]

Look at this genius... I don't know whether to laugh at him or put my face in my palm. Read the comments quick before he edits it all.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I52tpCGaoxg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I52tpCGaoxg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[charles star]

Look at this genius... I don't know whether to laugh at him or put my face in my palm. Read the comments quick before he edits it all.

I question whether commenting under my own name was a good idea.

[TimBuktu]

It's kind of funny, but it's also really terrifying. The guy's an insane racist.

I like this small chunk of AST under his video though.

charlesdstar (http://www.youtube.com/user/charlesdstar) (6 hours ago)


If you don't want his minions to spy on you, how could you let them see your face?

NOW YOU ARE DOOMED!


NWOpartycrasher (http://www.youtube.com/user/NWOpartycrasher) (3 hours ago)


Cuz I have allot of guns so I am not scared I also have a concealed weapons permit.



MNTimBuktu (http://www.youtube.com/user/MNTimBuktu) (6 hours ago)


I read Psalm 69, the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs.


NWOpartycrasher (http://www.youtube.com/user/NWOpartycrasher) (3 hours ago)


Crowley was a fucking fag dude he had anal sex with men and thats who came up with that statement!

[SailRacer]

<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=64ad536a6d" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=64ad536a6d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript>See <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d">Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad</a> and more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">funny videos</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">FunnyOrDie.com</a></noscript><div style="text-align:center;width:464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div>

[Harry Bongers]

Look at this genius... I don't know whether to laugh at him or put my face in my palm. Read the comments quick before he edits it all.

<EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/I52tpCGaoxg&hl=en&fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true"></EMBED>


God-given free will?

[billynord]

This gentleman is sitting on none other than Chairy herself.

[billynord]

oh, and...
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_LQSoMakoIU&color1=11645361&color2=13619151&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_LQSoMakoIU&color1=11645361&color2=13619151&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[CaptainBreakfast]

YDUTwoBLHkU&feature=related

[BananapeelWilliams]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/8240/carltonhancocktq1.jpg

[SailRacer]

This site contains a timeline of all the big internet memes. It's pretty cool to look through.

http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes

[Americas Team]

This site contains a timeline of all the big internet memes. It's pretty cool to look through.

http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes

I can't get it to load.

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

That's what she said.

[FF Woodycooks]

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v261/226/0/22702081/n22702081_30532173_2023.jpg

that is all

[littlegirltree]

<a href="http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/littlegirltree/Myspace/?action=view&current=2142334522_b85e1363b9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/littlegirltree/Myspace/2142334522_b85e1363b9.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[Americas Team]

What is this a reference to?

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/origamigirl/Otakon/DSCF0592.jpg">

[darrylduffy]

What is this a reference to?

excel saga. nabeshin. and nerima daikon brothers. i don't know how they're connected sorry.

"The trio lives on a stage constructed in Hideki's daikon patch in the Nerima ward of Tokyo. They dream of building a concert dome on the site and performing their musical act to sold-out crowds. They must avoid both an overzealous policewoman who has caught on to their money-making schemes and the desires of powerful people who want to take over the daikon field. The characters are aided in their adventures by the show's director, Shinichi Watanabe, who injects himself (in the form of his Nabeshin character from Excel Saga) into the story as a rental shop owner."

"Nabeshin also appears as "Oya-san" (aka Pops), the rental store owner, in the musical comedy anime Nerima Daikon Brothers. Every episode he helps the three characters out of a predicament with a "rental," after they entertain him with a song."

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/991/nabeshinqm1.jpg

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9642/10455642gj3.jpg

note: don't talk to me about whatever this is. i just googled/wiki'ed it ok.

[ReverendMediocre]

Erm.. excuse the self linky here.. but a song I posted to MetaFilter is getting a lot of lulz..

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

[Hated Milk Machine]

Erm.. excuse the self linky here.. but a song I posted to MetaFilter is getting a lot of lulz..

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

ew boy...

[suavepebble]

Erm.. excuse the self linky here.. but a song I posted to MetaFilter is getting a lot of lulz..

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics


You lost me at "punch 'em in the dick"

[Marty_Malt]

Erm.. excuse the self linky here.. but a song I posted to MetaFilter is getting a lot of lulz..

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

I have to admit I laughed my stupid balls off at this.

Also, what are lulz?

[P. J. Head]

You know what? I have to give it up for the flow. There are some awesome lines in there.

"You're in trouble? Give 'em some urine trouble. Turn their pebbles into rubble."

Dammit, this'll be in my head for days.

[TacoSmith]

You know what? I have to give it up for the flow. There are some awesome lines in there.

"You're in trouble? Give 'em some urine trouble. Turn their pebbles into rubble."

Dammit, this'll be in my head for days.

Also, "the losers are the weiners".

[ReverendMediocre]

Haha.. I wasn't sure what AST would think about Punch 'Em In The Dick..

[Liezl]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm262/rakuenprime/Otakon2008/DSC01046.jpg

[Ivan]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm262/rakuenprime/Otakon2008/DSC01046.jpg

The only things greasier than their hair are their faces.

[ragu sauce]

nws

good lord

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

Kareem Abdul-JabbarField

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/2715/kareempu1.jpg

Courtesy of <a href="http://seankeanecomedy.com">Sean Keane</a>

[heatherm]

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/irwinpeppino.jpg

[Americas Team]

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/Dr_pepper_spray/star-trek-tattoo.jpg">

[Me!]

http://johnl.org/articles/comics/stalinvshitler.php

[hound]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h285/osailorwhy/ivy_mrfreeze.jpg

I don't know this guy but my friend who showed me this seriously wants to get the same tattoo (he's obsessed with Batman & Robin)

[ReverendMediocre]

I'm going to assume it's an "ironic" obsession..

[darrylduffy]

hey if you wanna see what was here, check out the

ad wizards thread

[Famous Police Dog]

ad wizards thread

[darrylduffy]

ad wizards thread


oh good idea. thanks!

[hound]

I'm going to assume it's an "ironic" obsession..

no, but he's a homosexual if that makes it different. that movie is gay as hell.

[TacoSmith]

WARNING, VERY VERY NSFW!!!

http://giftube.com/gifs/10640.gif

[Americas Team]

WARNING, VERY VERY NSFW!!!


What do you mean NSFW? It seem completely appropriate.








(I work at a place that trains dogs to give blow jobs.)

[Meen Bellpeppers]

What do you mean NSFW? It seem completely appropriate.








(I work at a place that trains dogs to give blow jobs.)

That was tight.

[Liezl]

http://www.velharthis.com/coa-logo.jpg

[uber-h]

I am oddly fascinated by this penis tattoo. I think because it doesn't even look like it's real. Also, how do you do that?

Warning: Not safe for work!
http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg

[Cankerblossom]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2554/fightthepowerlk4.jpg

[smartbunny]

How do they expect birds to know what the sign means?

[TacoSmith]

How do they expect birds to know what the sign means?

They expect people to kill any bird they see.

[smartbunny]

I think seagulls have webby feet, and therefore could not stand on a sign like that, but it's still a funny picture.

[CaptainBreakfast]

I think seagulls have webby feet, and therefore could not stand on a sign like that, but it's still a funny picture.

Yeah, the heel placement is very odd.

[Finnegan TG]

..

[KevinLee]

So a few years ago, I walked into the kitchen
and caught my brother doing something very embarrassing and weird:

vGJnE02rKMU

Then just recently, he walked into the kitchen
and caught me doing something even more weird and embarrassing:

kzkx--mt5pU&watch_response

The L33'z are w3ird.

[pollymaepry]

dear kevinlee,
funny.

I don't get how this is possible!:
<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=7af4402ffb" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=7af4402ffb" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div>

[man124]

dear kevinlee,
funny.

I don't get how this is possible!:
<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=7af4402ffb" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=7af4402ffb" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div>

if this isn't a hoax which I m pretty sure it is, then i think this may have sorta proved theory about a monkey writing the works of shakespeare.

[man124]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6415/new3smallqi2.png (http://imageshack.us)

Can someone please explain this picture to me? I don't know why, but I am finding it impossible to wrap my head around it.

[Ramsobot]

Snopes says it's true-ish! (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/elephantpainting.asp)

[Famous Police Dog]

This is it, the Planet of the Elephants

god damn you damn dirty paciderms

[KevinLee]

Wow... the elephants... I'm never eating meat again... holding back tears.

[Osquip]

I'm also going to stop eating elephants.

[ragu sauce]

a filthy animal that poops everywhere is more artistic than me.

[aenemaTron]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6415/new3smallqi2.png (http://imageshack.us)

Can someone please explain this picture to me? I don't know why, but I am finding it impossible to wrap my head around it.

I am having trouble wrapping my eye around it.

[TomHicks]

There has been a headline link up on Drudge Report for a while that reads "Swaziland leader criticized for oppulant lifestyle, birthday." And that's not the headline on the piece, that's an original headline.

[charles star]

There has been a headline link up on Drudge Report for a while that reads "Swaziland leader criticized for oppulant lifestyle, birthday." And that's not the headline on the piece, that's an original headline.
Either Swaziland has a lot of Jehova's Witnesses or you are supposed to read "opulent" into "birthday" also.

[billynord]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rbcL7dVyezw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rbcL7dVyezw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[CaptainBreakfast]

Here is a pig that I found.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8990/1220707183691jk1.gif

[FF Woodycooks]

Here is a pig that I found.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8990/1220707183691jk1.gif

What is this from? I've seen other crazy shit from this same film or whatever it is and I've always wanted to know what it is.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

What is this from? I've seen other crazy shit from this same film or whatever it is and I've always wanted to know what it is.

I'm guessing it's probably Babes in Toyland, a Laurel and Hardy film. There was a weird gif of a monkey in a Mickey Mouse costume floating around that was from this.

[KevinLee]

NVM

[billynord]

i hate that trailer

[P. J. Head]

Here's the trailer to Babes in Toyland:
EalhvnMbbA8

waht

[Paul Gammelbo]

What is this from? I've seen other crazy shit from this same film or whatever it is and I've always wanted to know what it is.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246507/

The Dancing Pig. A french silent short. Or is it short silent?

Y2tP9s8y2Ic

[Monge]

Paul, how did you know what that was from or how did you find out where it was from? I'm impressed fairly often by the knowledge of ASTer's but that was a good one. Also, the end of that video/gif completely creeps me out. Razor-tooth pigs should not be allowed on film (sorry if that offends anyone from Arkansas).

[Osquip]

My first thought was His Majesty, Scarecrow of Oz. That movie is creepy.

[Cankerblossom]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/2912/hitmanmonkeyko8.jpg

[Liezl]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/d0m1n4t1/funnies/kfedpopozao.gif

[Paul Gammelbo]

Paul, how did you know what that was from or how did you find out where it was from? I'm impressed fairly often by the knowledge of ASTer's but that was a good one. Also, the end of that video/gif completely creeps me out. Razor-tooth pigs should not be allowed on film (sorry if that offends anyone from Arkansas).

Yea, that is a pretty horrific image for something that supposedly is just a fun little short...then again the idea of a human sized dancing pig in a tophat is somehow supremely creepy, period, if you ask me.

The fact that I knew what it was from was just blind coincidence, really. I stumbled on the same clip on a monster-related blog (http://monsterbrains.blogspot.com) a few months ago & that pig got stuck in my head but good. I wish I could say I just knew these things, but there you go. For monster enthusiasts everywhere I recommend the monster blog & also, generally, the WFMU one that led me to it.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

The worst part about it, for me, is that if you look at the teeth they clearly used an actual pig's jaw.

By the way, try playing two or three instances of it at the same time, not synched up. It makes the music sound very avant garde (and creepier!).

[Meen Bellpeppers]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w3qFdbUEq5s&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w3qFdbUEq5s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows.

[KevinLee]

Th3 int3rn3tz R W3ird!

[DonTGD]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/2912/hitmanmonkeyko8.jpg

oh please. no stop. I don't know why, maybe I read too many film noir books or 70s b-movies, but I cannot stop laughing at this. Where did it come from?

[yumitree]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2188/failfaceslidewi0.gif

[TimBuktu]

goldmine.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk127/MaSTA_SoLIDUS/Untitled%20Album3/118.gif

[TimBuktu]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk127/MaSTA_SoLIDUS/Untitled%20Album3/426.gif

[TimBuktu]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/psycho_lady.gif

[TimBuktu]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/48/mccainn_jackfap.gif

[Meen Bellpeppers]

Animated GIF art is officially dead.

[TimBuktu]

Animated GIF art is officially dead.

You're officially dead. What's your home address?

[yumitree]

Animated GIF art is officially dead.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2188/failfaceslidewi0.gif

[Harry Bongers]

Faceplant Midget was the name of my ska band in university.

[Cankerblossom]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6879/worsttattooef9.jpg

[PinkieOfDoom]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6879/worsttattooef9.jpg

My dad's office has this picture there on somebody's locker, but with the motivational that says "EPIC FAIL: Damn, and that shit it permenant"

[Vanessa]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/CultHero81/LightandDark.jpg

[TimBuktu]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6165/nicksabanes8.jpg

[CaptainBreakfast]

Darn.

[Cameron]

red x

[man124]

epic dong

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4963/epicgondhl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[smartbunny]

I don't think that Faceplanting Midget is a FAIL at all! It is teh WIN!

[TomHicks]

I sometimes go to these networking events run by MediaBistro. At the last one I met a man who has created a social networking site for tween girls (which he categorized as 8-14). The main concern, obviously, would be setting up a site that would allow young girls to interact free from the dangers of online predators. Sounds like a good deal. I work at a business newspaper so I took his business card. The name of the site is:

Jitterfingers.com

I only remark on this because I think they may have accidentally coined a term for online sexual predators, aka "jitterfingers."

[Kentock]

I sometimes go to these networking events run by MediaBistro. At the last one I met a man who has created a social networking site for tween girls (which he categorized as 8-14). The main concern, obviously, would be setting up a site that would allow young girls to interact free from the dangers of online predators. Sounds like a good deal. I work at a business newspaper so I took his business card. The name of the site is:

Jitterfingers.com

I only remark on this because I think they may have accidentally coined a term for online sexual predators, aka "jitterfingers."


Wow, I just looked and it definitely is an actual website. That is amazing, Tom. Are there just no more names available for sites? This is definitely the closest real-life example of the SNL ClownPenis.Fart sketch.

[the kid]

http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq11/ZackM17/GIF%20Files/kfcbigeyes.gif

[winnie4theTOUchDowN]

http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq11/ZackM17/GIF%20Files/kfcbigeyes.gif

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7160/thpl2.gif

[CaptainBreakfast]

http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq11/ZackM17/GIF%20Files/kfcbigeyes.gif

Way to troll 4chan for that one. One of a kind.

Jk, but srsly

[the kid]

Sorry, but I have no clue what your talking about. My friend sent it to me, I wasn't aware that it was well known.

[Hated Milk Machine]

Sorry, but I have no clue what your talking about. My friend sent it to me, I wasn't aware that it was well known.

I wish it weren't known at all.

[suavepebble]

This made me laugh for three minutes straight

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0925081cruz1.html

[Meen Bellpeppers]

http://www.vimeo.com/1816287

[Famous Police Dog]

amazing

[yumitree]

sort of nsfw/s*:
WOW, IF YOU LIKE BOOGIE WOOGIE, THIS IS CUTE! PINK BRA, PINK LACE PANTIES. HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM RASA TO HER DANCING FANS! The glamour & dancing is the equivalent of the free lunch/entertainment at the ashram, in the hope that you will listen to the Words of Life from the Messenger. From the UNIVERSITY OF MOTHERGOD CHURCH, WOMANTHOUARTGOD (her site). Rasa does not by any means negate the body, which is a gift of God, although her consciousness is in the ETERNAL, not the temporal. Exotic, stunning women should be respected, not deprecated, should be looked up to for their beauty, not down at because men lust (it is the sin of men, not the sin of women when men lust for them, they should have clean eyes & hearts). Rasa displays Enlightenment of the Body as well as mind & soul, if your Religion isn't Fun, God isn't in it! Buns, boobs, shake, jiggle, roll, grind, bop, jump, sway, slither, come hither, bounce, having fun, exercise, relaxation, relaxing, letting go, breaking taboos, Guru cuts loose, freedom, liberty of spirit, break all bondage, bodybuilder, athletic, sound mind in sound body, great music, lots of rhythm, drums, oriental sounds with African beats, go go lifestyle, women Sexy & Spiritual. Jiggle, bump & grind, laughter, joy, dancing, prancing, shimmy, shake, camel walk, sexy outfits, voluptuous, boobs, buns, life, unconventional, unusual, ecstasy, bliss, outpouring, break taboos, laughter, Light on feet, shapely, rhythm of the East, having fun, to Hell with convention, progenitor, always first, break loose bonds, freedom awaits, the Truth sets us Free, Samadhi, Trance, Vision, Sacred Body, Sacred movements, Sacred Temple, Body is Temple of God, Body to be Venerated, God inside Body, Body Instrument of Salvation, Woman Sexy & Spiritual, Sex is Holy, Creation of God, Body Instrument of Salvation, Theology of the Body, Body One with God, Body Manifestation of MotherGod, MotherGod in Body of Woman. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivuDwiBjUik)

*not safe for work/sanity

[Kentock]

Wow. As far as I can tell, that woman has formed her religious views around the fact that she has huge boobs.

[man124]

A tiny bit off topic, but it wasn't worth its own thread, so i figured I would post it here. A while back I saw a picture of an archway made of human skulls. I am looking for the pic for a movie poster I am working on for a short I made and I can't find the picture anywhere. Does anyone know where I can find it?

[Meen Bellpeppers]

A tiny bit off topic, but it wasn't worth its own thread, so i figured I would post it here. A while back I saw a picture of an archway made of human skulls. I am looking for the pic for a movie poster I am working on for a short I made and I can't find the picture anywhere. Does anyone know where I can find it?

??? (http://eternallycool.net/2007/10/spooky-rome-the-cappucin-crypt/)

[man124]

??? (http://eternallycool.net/2007/10/spooky-rome-the-cappucin-crypt/)

Thank you. Not quite what I was looking for though, The one I remember see was a little more subtle. Now that I think about it, I may have actually been from a horror movie poster.

[darrylduffy]

Thank you. Not quite what I was looking for though, The one I remember see was a little more subtle. Now that I think about it, I may have actually been from a horror movie poster.

http://campblood.org/News/descentonesheet.jpg

[Harry Bongers]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u292/jamesd_1973/halsmandaliskull.jpg

[Trial]

i hate butts

[yumitree]

you have changed!

[TimBuktu]

Arch celebrates Christmas early.

http://ednixon.smugmug.com/photos/382748197_pZAWa-XL.jpg

[Cankerblossom]

I can't get enough of these

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4338/wrestlingwatbo0.jpg

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5378/watnm4.png
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9697/pms4ri2ixhd7vjugjfw2gerwz1.jpg

[yumitree]

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p478/rogueninja341/fc92337c.gif?o=6

[Fentmore]

Wow, when your mom says "you'll grow into your sweater eventually". She was right.

He was just a little sapling not so long ago *sniff*.

[congolia]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9697/pms4ri2ixhd7vjugjfw2gerwz1.jpg

My best friend Erika is the creator of this very "Treesweater" (minus the "wut"). It has also been featured on "Cute Overload"

If you would like to know the whole story behind it, I have provided a link. It is an interesting story.

http://erika.fisherking.org/?page_id=271

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

Wow, trying to attach Fentmore's comment to Yumitree's video nearly made my head explode...

[ArchStanton]

Is there such a thing as TOO sexy?

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/3099-full-sexy-dance

[CaptainBreakfast]

Is there such a thing as TOO sexy?

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/3099-full-sexy-dance

Nothing's too sexy. That video was the peak of Sexy mountain, and I feel great having glimpsed it. I'll have a sex change operation, hormone therapy and all, and then I'll go to those classes, by golly, I'll show you sexy! You just wait and see!

[Meen Bellpeppers]

Is there such a thing as TOO sexy?

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/3099-full-sexy-dance

1. The best part was at 1:15 and then the butt slap at the end.

2. How hard would it have been to have just gotten an actual stripper and asked her to "tone it down a bit"?

3. I think this turned me gay.

4. How did you find this?

[man124]

Is there such a thing as TOO sexy?

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/3099-full-sexy-dance

Some of those moves look like things that haven't been considered sexy since the late 1800's, namely the weird strut at the beginning and that strange push up move. I also like the backwards crawl.

[Harry Bongers]

Is there such a thing as TOO sexy?

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/3099-full-sexy-dance

I watched that like Nicholas Cage in a scene from 8mm.

Now my penis is an innie.

[Harry Bongers]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9697/pms4ri2ixhd7vjugjfw2gerwz1.jpg

My best friend Erika is the creator of this very "Treesweater" (minus the "wut"). It has also been featured on "Cute Overload"

If you would like to know the whole story behind it, I have provided a link. It is an interesting story.

http://erika.fisherking.org/?page_id=271

I love the fact that the adorable story of the treesweater on the front page of The Stranger is directly beneath the headline "Lesbian Bed Death!"

[TomHicks]

This isn't strictly Internet weirdness. There is a Web site for fans trying to save vampire detective show Moonlight from cancellation. Or bring it back -- I don't know. http://moonlight-united.com/

The reason I know this is the group took out a bus ad, actually on the back of a city bus, for the Web site.

Arrested Development ever get a bus ad?

[the kid]

http://blog.advoor.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/weird-tree.jpg

[CaptainBreakfast]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1284/1223686133953al9.gif

Muttonbone.com

[CaptainBreakfast]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8973/1223742739618ys8.jpg

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6111/1223738839153nl3.jpg

[billynord]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jZiUnwIKIfE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jZiUnwIKIfE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xk_J0vm3bCI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xk_J0vm3bCI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[ArchStanton]

http://http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk288/CeresFaery/LOL/zombiefakeboobs.gif

[Harry Bongers]

http://upsidedowndogs.com/

[Trial]

http://upsidedowndogs.com/

I feel like I'm being ripped off

[Harry Bongers]

I feel like I'm being ripped off

Those are dogs. And they are upside down.

[Cameron]

The resemblance is uncanny.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/leitmotif1234/squishydog_ChrissieDollar.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/leitmotif1234/terrordo.jpg

[smartbunny]

http://automatedbeacon.net/

[TomHicks]

This is the subject line on a spam e-mail I have in my work inbox:

Freaky stripper clown fucks birthday teen who just turned 18

[TimBuktu]

That's clown fucked up.

[man124]

This is the subject line on a spam e-mail I have in my work inbox:

Freaky stripper clown fucks birthday teen who just turned 18

I would pay upwards of 1,000,000 dollars to see that.

[badinia]

Those are dogs. And they are upside down.

I really enjoy upsidedowndogs.com as a forum where the "GOOD" kinds of dogs dominate: English and French Bulldogs, Boxers, Pugs, Boston Terriers, and Mastiffs.

IF YOU AIN'T GOT FLEWS, YOU'RE NOT GOOD NEWS!

[Harry Bongers]

I really enjoy upsidedowndogs.com as a forum where the "GOOD" kinds of dogs dominate: English and French Bulldogs, Boxers, Pugs, Boston Terriers, and Mastiffs.

IF YOU AIN'T GOT FLEWS, YOU'RE NOT GOOD NEWS!

Like this guy?

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u292/jamesd_1973/OSC.jpg

[TimBuktu]

Harry made me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/MNTimBuktu/tippin.jpg

[Harry Bongers]

Oscar doesn't need props to be adorable.

[badinia]

Like this guy?

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u292/jamesd_1973/OSC.jpg

YOU KNOW I love Oscar. It's ridiculous how much. He would look GREAT upside-down.

[hound]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2384/oscoa2.jpg

[CaptainBreakfast]

Holy crap, you're right Badinia!

[the kid]

http://gallery.strugglers.net/d/8941-2/NO_U_cycle.gif

[Harry Bongers]

The internet really is weird.

http://www.neave.com/television/

[TimBuktu]

http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/geaux504/2301.gif

[radpaolo]

<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PMBXJ9I3pJM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

I started eating better after watching this video.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PMBXJ9I3pJM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

I started eating better after watching this video.

This isn't the "The 80's Were Gay" thread.

[TimBuktu]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/axe_and_kitten.gif

[TimBuktu]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/65357-1/Cooldog_sniff.jpg

[TimBuktu]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/saturday_night.jpg

[Cameron]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2614954898_da0079054b.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3245/2614954752_13cc63cb9d.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/2614125487_6a12928e9c.jpg

[Cameron]

http://www.imageaddicts.net/images/qrc6q9d3p4nrndck4lzt.jpg

[Cankerblossom]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/65357-1/Cooldog_sniff.jpg

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3379/cooldogoh4.jpg

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/729/cooldogpooltl9.jpg

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/636/cooltablesr1.jpg

[Meen Bellpeppers]

BEES

Now that's what I call a Bee Bee Q:(

That will give me nightmares.

Here's a video of something similarly nightmarish.

<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/549198"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/549198" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/ants-invade-home-scanner.html">Ants Invade Home Scanner</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">Free Videos</a></font>

[PinkieOfDoom]

The bees thing was awesome. The ants and computer situation was gross for me...

[Kentock]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/saturday_night.jpg

Absolutely, 100% my favorite one.

[TimBuktu]

Absolutely, 100% my favorite one.

I could look at it forever. It has the most layers of any photograph I've ever seen. The puking old lady was like the 12th thing I noticed.

[Scratch Lightning]

I LOLed.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4262/1224709172975in2.gif

[Alex King]

Okay, so last night, my room-mate and I discovered that Amazon sells sex toys. We decided to look at the worst rated toys and read the reviews when we found this gem:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/pandoraslunchbox/sexytime.jpg

[charles star]

Okay, so last night, my room-mate and I discovered that Amazon sells sex toys. We decided to look at the worst rated toys and read the reviews when we found this gem:
One person did not find that review helpful. I think that person was the only one who was correct.

[Babychoby]

Oh, that Connie! That's why my monitor always dims when she walks by my desk!

[Scammy Davis Boogah Jr.]

I'll certainly never listen to 'Jingle Bells' the same way again.

(because I'll be thinking about ben-wa balls)

[I love nny]

this makes me laugh every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVmSm3FVaFQ

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